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Your mom

Is slang for "your female pet dog"
by @Im_BadAt October 18, 2020
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Herbie’s mom

Takes horse cocks and kicks rocks. Don’t worry about getting cold, the rolls will keep you warm.
by Pfffftttt May 10, 2022
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You're moms face

A legendary insult. If it was a pokemon card, people would give you 27346289764387$ for it. This amazing comeback is so amazing because it can be used in any situation. This comeback will kill your opponents sometimes because they want to die after hearing this extreme insult. So use it very carefully, and while you say it close your ears so you don't die as well.
You're moms face: A legendary insult. If it was a pokemon card, people would give you 27346289764387$ for it. This amazing comeback is so amazing because it can be used in any situation. This comeback will kill your opponents sometimes because they want to die after hearing this extreme insult. So use it very carefully, and while you say it close your ears so you don't die as well.
You: stop pushing me
Bully: you're useless and weak
You: well... well... uhhhh
Bully: don't have a comeback do you loser? Give me twenty dollars or else I'll beat you up.
You: no! I only have 25$ and I need to buy stuff at the store.
Bully: you're poor loser
You: uhhh... SO DOES YOUR MOM *while covering his ears for safety purposes of course*
Bully: * screaming, blood coming out of his ears*
You: *running away* haha loser
Bully: *dies*
by TrecherousTreche January 3, 2019
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ur mom

ur mom
person one : "who is that?"
person two : "ur mom :D"
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Soccer mom

A Soccer mom is a mother who believes that their child is an absolute legend at soccer when in reality they're shit
that soccer mom thinks her kid if fucking ronaldo
by pints with the lads August 11, 2018
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Ur Mom

"Hey what are you going to do today?" Then you respond with "ur mom!"
by MrCoolMan1414 May 5, 2023
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Ur mom

Like actually shut the fuck up ur 10 go play with legos or something ur mom isn't funny
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