2 definitions by pints with the lads

a middle-aged white woman who drives an SUV and thinks her children are fucking legends at soccer
that soccer mom thinks her kid is fucking Ronaldo
by pints with the lads August 11, 2018
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A Soccer mom is a mother who believes that their child is an absolute legend at soccer when in reality they're shit
that soccer mom thinks her kid if fucking ronaldo
by pints with the lads August 11, 2018
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