touche bag

A painfully obvious tourist, usually displaying an air of cultural ignorance and overall obliviousness. Signs may include but are not limited to: tourist-shop t-shirts, khaki shorts, sun visors, fanny packs, and tan lines.

- "Wow, look at that guy in the flowered shirt. Hasn't he taken enough pictures of that building yet? I'm tired of waiting in line!"

- "Me too. What a touche bag."

by shadybitches May 8, 2009

bag hag

A female species whom is arguably attractive in appearance, and questionably clever/witty to converse with, on a semi-regular basis. This same female species also comes as a cost, of which is equal to the cost of a very small pinch of your "let's get lifted" supply. Thus, she will do whatever entertains you, for the small reward of a momentary escape inside a rabbit hole of a dark sack of cloudy existence.

"Yo, why you wasting yo time wit dat wack a** bag hag? MAN, she be doing it big if she could pull dat sh*t wit every dude she done met!"

by BOSS*bitch August 26, 2014

Ho Bag

A prostitute that has eaten all the other prostitutes on the street because of buissness competition, therefore considered a bag full of hos, or a ho bag

Damn, Look at Destiny over there, she's a ho bag.

by Bobathan Steve III May 6, 2011

Klay-Bag

Verbally eviscerating and symbolically teabagging the insecure coach/player/fan of an inferior team who is crying about their team being unable to take of their business.

Did you read that Warriors player sure klay-bagged the coach of the Clippers for saying they were lucky.

by John_Utah December 2, 2015

carrier bag

When a single person on a team within an online game such as Counter-Strike: Source is of a much higher skill than the rest of the team, meaning he/she has a much higher score. To carry the team to victory is when the team wins because of the carrier bag.

Player 1: Yo dude how's this crap team winning?
Player 2: It's probably because thye have that carrier bag!
Player 1, 2, 3, 4 +5: Grrr!!

by H.Castle August 5, 2007

Bag-fag

a person that carries his/her frisbie discs in a bag made specifically for the purpose

that guy must be a pro, he's a bag fag. Must have lots of discs having to use a bag

by Samson March 6, 2005

wootie bag

1.A bag used to hold marijuana, used mostly by hippies indigenous to Newton County, Oklahoma.

1.Smith: Sup guys, sorry I can't put in, I'm all out of marijuana
Hippie: C'mon guys lets hook him up, now were did I stick my wootie bag.

by Funk Master Steven January 14, 2006