Penis Buddy

A male friend.

Michael is my penis buddy.

by Thunderheh November 22, 2017

Penis palpater

A young girl who spends too much time on the penis area during an exam

Damn, am I the penis palpater?

by ZoBirdie December 10, 2017

Penis sharpener

Also known as a dildo maker, it is a pencil sharpener like device that can turn objects into the shape of a dildo, such as popsicles, vegetables or candles. It fuctions like a spiraliser to turn boring vegetables into exciting, appetising shapes

We need to order more penis sharpeners for the kitchen

by Scarfinger February 19, 2018

Phantom Penis

(1) When a female feels as if she bares a penis

(2)When a female physical feels pain when seeing/thinking of harm inflicted on a man's genitalia

Video: A man will then have the bottom of his penis cut and held over a fire as it bleeds

Female: Holy shit I felt that in my phantom penis

by Borealispolaris March 4, 2018

penis holder

A rope that is used when you the girl that is sucking you attaches a rope to your penis and gives it to you. You put the rope in your mouth as the girl slurps your testicles.

Jarrett: woah dude, she gave me my penis holder to me last night
Jeremy: wow cool dude

by Nev_121 May 11, 2018

Immortal penis

A penis that is so perfectly formed and smooth and shiny is simply an immortal penis

After going out dancing Ryan and Shaun went home and Ryan unveiled his penis to Shaun, shaun gasped and said wow Ryan your penis is so perfectly formed and so smooth and shiney - Ryan replied yes it's a immortal penis

by Swine Doctor March 9, 2017

penis waving

when you get a boner and tense up your muscles to wave goodbye to a girl as she gets off your dick.

tyler threw her off after ejaculating and penis waving with his dick, kicking her out cause she a hoe.

by penis wave September 19, 2016