That dog don't fish

An object, action, or statement that is so absurd it defies standard logic.

Person 1: I have been wearing my pants inside-out all week.
Person 2: Well that dog don't fish, get some sense.

by Superdog- fuschia October 11, 2017

sheephead fish

A freshwater rough fish that's just all wrong. The most inconvenient thing on your line... Because now you have to kill a sheephead.

Fucking sheephead fish...You're all wrong!

by Uncle_Mico October 8, 2017

Swaddish Fish

When an individual uses one's own tears to fill up a cup of any given size, and places into said cup a Swedish Fish or two, then freezes it with a toothpick or other similar utensil in order to eat it later in the manner of a popsicle.

I felt sad so I made a Swaddish Fish in an attempt to cope with depression.

by Niger Tits October 9, 2017

pumpkin fish

A sweet woman that likes to drink alot and have fun.

That Kristie is such a hot pumpkin fish.

by Luckydoog October 9, 2017

fish-bagging

Chugging beer from a large plastic bag.

People were shot gunning and fish-bagging at that party.

by brittanyhall October 15, 2017

Massachusetts fish

A fish dinner served on a platter sauteed in Sam Adams Boston lager with a side of PUSS

Yumm! This Massachusetts fish is delicious. The fat puss on the side really compliments the flavors!

by Jrodguy October 23, 2017

Star Fishing

A sexual act of sticking ur complete fist up a pussy then viciously spreading apart your fingers all at once

Sister-oh John ur so hot just stat star fishing me already

Brother-ok Susie..
(Dad joins unintentionally)

by Dom and Cole March 18, 2017