Cock-priest

One who's actions lead peers/contemporaries to believe that they love gorking the bosses' wand so much, that they must spend their free time engrossed in prayer for additional opportunities.

Jesse: Man, can Ashburn be any more of a self-promoting douche?!?

Gonz: I'm sure he could, given the proper motivation! That dude's the quintessential "Cock-priest"!

by Gonztastic June 16, 2008

cock scrounger

a person who desperatley needs cock in the ass pipe so much so they beg for the root

im not a cock scrounger, but my actual ass pipe is drying up please please can i have your cock up it, oh go on please

by big fraze June 20, 2008

cock shrine

a shrine, for cock. 'nuff said

mike doesn't know what to say. cock shrine.

by Garrett Frances Kaiser July 5, 2008

sloppy cocked

When you are so drunk that you are unable to get it up nor do you have the motivation to try.

I brought this fine bitch home from the bar last night but I was too sloppy cocked to close the deal.

by Geoff, Bitches August 22, 2008

Cock Fortress

The opposite of a cock block a cock fortress is someone that helps you avoid someone you don't want on your cock

BH totally tried to hit on you after class luckily Kirsten cock fortressed it hard core

by Schnur December 15, 2008

Cock Closet

A woman's vagina.

Damn, she has one snug cock closet or dang that thing is as big as my walk-in closet.

by Yanks01 January 5, 2009

cock throat

This occurs when the throat clenches while singing, and the sound that comes out is garbled and muffled, as if the person were screaming while deep throating.

"Even James gets cock throat sometimes."
"No way man, James is too skilled to get cock throat."

by Mooglies January 27, 2009