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American Alligator

The American Alligator is a large freshwater reptile native to the Southeastern United States. The American Alligators typically live in bayous, swamps, and cypresses, though, they are pretty much in every freshwater area you can find in the southeastern United States. In the United States, they can be found typically in Florida Or Louisiana. Contrary to popular belief, alligators are not green, nor are they that aggressive, those rightfully belong to Crocodiles. Or a close cousin to alligators. Instead, alligators are typically blue, to navy blue, to dark grey, to a black color. They are typically non-aggressive, and will flee in the presence of a human on land.

There are many ways to distinguish a crocodile from an alligator. But the easiest other than color and aggression, is based on the shape of the snout. Alligators have a wide and broad U shaped snout. While crocodiles have a narrow and slim V shaped jaw. Crocodiles also tend to have long teeth that can be seen both from the top and the bottom. The only place in the world where they are both are present in Central to South Florida.

The American Alligator (Alligator Mississippiensis), is also the largest species of alligator in genus and subfamily alligator (Also known as Alligatorinae). They are also the largest species of Alligatoroid in the family Alligatoridae.
The sign in Florida said: “No feeding the American Alligator hallucinogenics” or whatever that meant.
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American Torta

A overweight American who steals food in the middle of the night, snatches food from little kids, and throws trantum when they don’t get their way.
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American selfie

When a male inserts a hand into a females vaginal cavity, then inserts the penis into the anus of the female and proceeds to jerk himself off through the taint wall to climax.
Yo man I just gave myself an American selfie with Tammy
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The profound shame associated with being swindled out of your life savings by some shit college only to be offered a $40,000/year job after graduation, all while the faggot billionaire class squanders our tax dollars amongst themselves.
What a total and absolute disgrace the American Embarrassment Experience is! They found a way to bring back indentured servitude to America!
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American Eunuch

A person who has blown their dick/balls off by accidental misfire.
"Don't keep your gun in your waistband stupid, you don't want to become an American Eunuch."
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American Doorstopper

A vulgar slang term used to describe when a male needs to defecate, but their morning wood makes their phallus too large to fit under the lid to use the toilet properly.
"I needed to use the toilet this morning, but an American Doorstopper prevented me."
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American Wrench

When 2 males engage in a competition to see who can achieve an orgasm first.
P1: Mike, let's do another American Wrench!
P2: This is the 5th time today!
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