Simp

When a guy is acting like a bitch bout' a bitch

I think i'm simping

Bro you are such a bitch

by Pixdare November 14, 2020

Simp

An insecure and or desperate guy who feels that he will always be single, so he goes to extremes to win her over.

Guy: I’m gonna go get her a $300 dollar Gift card from her favorite store, Lord And Taylor, so hopefully I’ll have a shot with her, and not stay single forever as I’m destined to be.

Guy2: Stop being so desperate, you’re being a Simp.

by autistic nerd 1991 August 21, 2020

Simp

The real definition of the word simp before it was hijacked by the unintelligent during the great pandemic of 2020.

Simp, short for, simpleton, means that someone lacks intelligence. Much like the writers who wrote 200 pages of the same definition

Internet-based simp: John's a simp, he likes Jessica.

Anyone born below the year 2000:
No, you're a simp because that's fucking stupid.

by LocAsian August 9, 2020

arch simp

The highest of all simps. The best of the worst. A way to suggest someone is climbing out of an undesirable position while still being acknowledging they are not quite out of the life.

"I heard they was a simp"
"Yeah well they're more like an arch simp now, at least they're trying"

by 0db April 2, 2021

Richard simps

Richard likes every single girl in class and would do anything do get the sucky sucky 9000 by them. HE also has sucky sucky 9000 with himself everyday.

Richard simps for everyone girl in class.

by fsfhzuifhsfs April 14, 2022

Simp

Not you my guy

Richard: "dammit bro stop being a simp"
Chavez: "sorry bro I can't help it"

by TrappGod6_8+1 September 11, 2021

Simp

definitionen av Simp är Hannah blo*qv*st. (Hannah Montana)

Kille 1: Åh jag kan inte komma över denna tjejen, åhh hon är så perfekt
Kille 2: Oj du är verkligen en sån Hannah (simp)
Kille 3: Du Hannahar verkligen över den där tjejen

by ajtajtjaa July 27, 2020