craven beanus 

A small and VERY rare spider like creature, that lives along the marshes and swamps of a market town in berkshire.

Also term for a grotty "insect" or person who is a bit of a skank and who is in need of a jolly good wash.

"oooooooh that mandy is a right craven beanus"

craven beanus by lord bagel dick November 16, 2006

Coffee Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

Coffee Beaner by Equal crack May 20, 2016

heat my beans 

an expression meaning you have a sexual attraction to someone else. the word "my" is usually stressed.

June: Oh, he could heat MY beans any day!
Katie: Yeah, he is so hot!

heat my beans by Kate Heals October 12, 2008

Mix the beans 

A disgusting phrase for anal sex.

"so hon, i know its that time of the month again. How about i just mix the beans instead?"

Mix the beans by blackish blue dragon June 7, 2009

garrett with a beanie 

Garrett is already the most perfect specimen to walk planet earth and can make women wet as a waterfall, but with a beanie, Garrett turns 10w9321 times more attractive.

Wow Garrett with a beanie is making me want to turn everyday into sexual Friday.

garrett with a beanie by Garrettfanclub June 17, 2016

nigga eats beans 

A nigga who eats beans

Yo dat nigga eats beans

nigga eats beans by RexBoi October 21, 2018

Jumping Beans 

People who unexpectedly jump into a Spanish accent mid-sentence when pronouncing the word "Latino," only to finish their statement in accent-free English.

Though Jumping Beans were at one time Latino newscasters exclusively, people of any race or occupation can now be Jumping Beans.

Jumping Beans by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004