your mom 

a very well respected sex toy in witch 10 or more people have had their way with.

tell your mom i left my charger over there.

your mom by wwqq May 16, 2015

Your mom 

A person that I fucked last night and happens to like the taste of my dick.

Me and Your mom totally rocked in the bed.

Your mom by Your Mom's real lover December 28, 2015

Your mom 

Ugly

Your mom is your mom

Your mom by Batmanofdoom September 19, 2016

your mom 

Something people that are not funny tend to say to try to be funny.

Billy - So what did you do last night?
Retard - YOUR MOM!!1 Xd lmao lmfao lol

your mom by Kryptick July 30, 2016

your mom 

A unfunny joke that people who are experiencing a midlife crisis would use for no apparent reason.

Me: hey what time is it
Friend: your mom
Me: ........

your mom by SVSV November 11, 2016

soccer mom

Middle Ages White Women who love to take their kids to play soccer only to be picked up by black ghetto men with 19 inches dicks

Diana: Hey Charlie, you are such a soccer mom , you keep hanging out after your kids soccer match.
Charlie: Ya of course, I want to find a nice black guy for tonight

soccer mom by The three Whales September 22, 2017

Your mom goes to college 

The very definition of being smiten by God himself, for the burn can end even the greatest wars.

A great example would be

Hitler commited suicide because the Allied Powers were heard rebuttling “Your mom goes to college” in every word he said.

Your mom goes to college by Your name has been taken June 1, 2018