Mom in the Prom

When you get dropped off at prom but then, your mom's favorite song comes on, she gets all the attention, and then the next day everyone talks about how cool you're mom is.

Me: "There goes my mom dancing again."
Friend: "What? She's so cool!"
Me: "Yeah, cool for a Mom in the Prom."

by thatbtsbitch January 15, 2019

your mom

the gayest creature alive

your mom gay

by gayduoler June 12, 2018

Mom

Stands for, Made Of Money

(You) "Mom?"

(Mom) "Yes?"

(You) "Can i get some money?"

(Mom) "Does it look like im made of money?"

(You) "Isnt that what it means?"

(Mom) "Oh shit"

by uyughhhjhkjhjhkjhjk June 2, 2018

ur mom

an ugly whore that sucks anyones dick

aaa fam ur mom be gay she sucked my dick last night

by jmimbo123 June 12, 2018

Mom

The gayest creature alive

Ur mom gay

No you

by Subpartrash June 13, 2018

Ur mom

An expression for UR MOM and can be used to insult someone, I’m joking bro it’s a joke man holes are for dieing in not diging

UR MOM
GAY

by Hayseed June 13, 2018

Mom shelf

The flap of skin and/or fat on the lower abdomen that is made more prominent by a c-section scar; section of skin that is removed during a tummy tuck

Ugh, I can’t wear that dress you can totally see my mom shelf.

by The original flufferbutter June 17, 2018