by LtHorn February 4, 2023
Get the Stoner Kissmug. National kiss short girls day is a day you have to kiss a short girl or you wont be living very long after that day this day is january the tenth
by Do-or-die January 9, 2024
Get the National kiss short girls daymug. A colloquialism for bedding a particularly unattractive person just for the sake of getting your boy/ Girl Scout badge( in other words, to check that off your list of regrets.). The origins come from the practice of tourists who make a pilgrimage to Blarney castle in Ireland so they can wait in a ridiculously long line, to then hang over the side of the castle to kiss the Blarney Stone in the hope it will bring good luck. Or, Simply to be able to say they have done it.
The inference is that the pursuit is a waste of time and energy, and, could result in herpes for your idiotic pursuit!
The inference is that the pursuit is a waste of time and energy, and, could result in herpes for your idiotic pursuit!
1.) person #1: Marco must be really desperate, or really bored.
Person #2: why do you say that?
Person #1: because he’s “kissing the Blarney Stone” with that wildebeest taking up 2 stools at the end of the bar!
Person #2: wow! He needs help!
Person #1: you’re right! I’ll lend him a condom!
Person #2: why do you say that?
Person #1: because he’s “kissing the Blarney Stone” with that wildebeest taking up 2 stools at the end of the bar!
Person #2: wow! He needs help!
Person #1: you’re right! I’ll lend him a condom!
by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021
Get the Kissing the Blarney stonemug. A dragon kiss is a form of kissing. Normally done by taking a hit of a vape or marijuana and kissing the other person. You essentially blow it into their mouth while kissing.
Tom: “ You got a vape?”
Sarah: “Yea”
Tom: “Can i hit?”
Sarah: “If you want it you’re gonna have to let me dragon kiss you.”
Tom: “Alright”
Sarah: “Yea”
Tom: “Can i hit?”
Sarah: “If you want it you’re gonna have to let me dragon kiss you.”
Tom: “Alright”
by UrbanDictonaray April 4, 2023
Get the Dragon kissmug. London: Hey Jayden *kisses*
Jayden: What was that for?!?
London: It’s national kiss your crush day!
Jayden: Oh then where is savannah, I need to give her a kiss!
London: oh.. okay ;(
Jayden: What was that for?!?
London: It’s national kiss your crush day!
Jayden: Oh then where is savannah, I need to give her a kiss!
London: oh.. okay ;(
by Simpinghuman October 17, 2020
Get the Kiss your crush daymug. by Dagger4 November 1, 2023
Get the Kiss your homies daymug. The act in which taking a huge crap causes toilet water to splash up and "kiss" your asshole. Named after Dr The General Esq Attorney at Law. He is notable for not only for being a Doctor, Honorary 5 star general and Lawyer, he was also man of science, a Ninja, and a toothless dirtbag.
by ζαχαρίας March 29, 2022
Get the TheGenerals Kissmug.