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Circle of Guilt 

The annoying fucker that makes apologies worse than the actual infraction. Circle of Guilty happens when one individuals guilt over something, significant or not, makes someone else feel guilty because the original person felt bad. This gets worse, and worse, and worse, until the two individuals begin hurling insults at each other.
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Mexican Tour Guide 

2 Mexicans in a bar fighting over the last shot of warm Tequila.
I would have ordered a drink at the bar but the bartender was splitting a Mexican Tour Guide.
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Conveyor Belt of Guilt

To pass one's guilt onto another person in order to alleviate your own guilt. Often done when one sees someone is indirectly at fault in someway for your own guilt.
John: I feel bad. I haven't been to my family reunion for almost three years now because I've always been down there visiting you.

Jane: Don't pass this down the conveyor belt of guilt.

hendrix a guitar 

setting fire to and/or burning your guitar
how to hendrix a guitar

*person smashing guitar*

person 2: what the hell man?
person 1: i'm doing a hendrix!

tune the guitar 

Twist a females nips as if you were tightening the strings, meanwhile with your off hand you str the females vagina as if it was a guitar
I'll be over in a bit Steve my wife needs me to tune the guitar, it's sounding strange
tune the guitar by xXCMADXx December 20, 2013

clans and guides

My Little Pony Friendship is Magic is an animated series based on Hasbro's popular My Little Pony franchise. The show premiered on October 10, 2010 on Hasbro's The Hub channel, and is currently in its fourth season. This incarnation of the franchise is referred to as the fourth generation, or G4, of My Little Pony. The show was developed for television by Lauren Faust, who is known for her work on two of Cartoon Network's popular and critically-acclaimed franchises, The Powerpuff Girls and Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.

The series stars a unicorn pony named Twilight Sparkle, a student of Princess Celestia, the ruler of the magical land of Equestria. The princess gives Twilight the task of learning about friendship and sends her and her assistant, a young dragon named Spike, to Ponyville. There, they meet some interesting ponies, including action-loving Rainbow Dash, glamorous Rarity, hard-working Applejack, timid Fluttershy, and hyperactive Pinkie Pie. Together, they go on adventures, solve various problems, and learn about the magic of friendship. The series has generated a cult following, whose members are often called bronies.
My Little Pony clans and guides
clans and guides by some swagger January 4, 2014

Working off your guilt 

When a boss, romantic other, friend or family member does something for you, and you have no other way of paying them back, to simply be charming and fair in other ways to pay your dues for having underappreciated them.
Kat: Jeanne, you took me back as your friend again, but I don't know, I don't know if it's healthy.

Jeanne: Look, I know you're still working off your guilt, but good things happen to people like you!