2 definitions by SquamLakeGuy

1
2 Mexicans in a bar fighting over the last shot of warm Tequila.
I would have ordered a drink at the bar but the bartender was splitting a Mexican Tour Guide.
by SquamLakeGuy July 12, 2011
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The complete process of getting ready for a date that you know will end in the bedroom. Casually used to insinuate penetration.

i.e..; personal hygiene, wardrobe selection and grooming.
Roommate #1: "Are you going to beautify before your big date?"
Roommate#2: "I'm going to whoreify!"
by SquamLakeGuy October 03, 2012
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