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The Urban Dictionary

Where all poverty races meet up and try to frame white people
Mohammed goes on the urban dictionary & changes his username to Phil and types about how mohammeds are sandnigs to increase global pity for himself. (White people are hated for beauty)

Retarded Urban Dictionary editors 

The reason why your definition is not published onto Urban Dictionary
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Urban Dictionary - Travelin' Band was not published

Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it.

Are you kidding me!?!?! WTF!? Another one??? Why are Retarded Urban Dictionary editors taking over Urban Dictionary? I am also hearing stories from my friends complaining about how their definitions are rejected.

The lowest rated definition on Urban Dictionary

The definition you're reading right now, yes, this one, has the highest amount of thumbs down on urbandictionary.com. Therefore, it is the lowest rated definition on urban dictionary.
See also: poopies, weenie and picklebutt.

Norman: Wow, look at the amount of thumbs down on that definition! It must be THE LOWEST RATED DEFINITION ON URBAN DICTIONARY.

Christopher: *Gets in Norman's face* I'm going to find out where you live, break into your house while you're sleeping, tie you to your bed, and SLIT your THROAT.

Norman: *CRIES VERY LOUDLY AND OBNOXIOUSLY*

Christopher: *Punches Norman in the nutsack*

The Urban Dictionary Game

The Urban Dictionary Game

A game played by 2 or more players, usually at sleepovers. The game is best with more players and players of both sexes.

Friends will search one of their names on the Urban Dictionary and then using the first page of results only, the other people will choose the best description that best describes their friend. The person being searched does not have a say in the definition chosen.

In the event of no definition being accurate or there not being a definition altogether the friends will write a description which must include at least one reference to anticipated sexual performance.
James, Rebecca, Jessie, Ben, Greg, Lucy and Jasmine are playing the Urban Dictionary Game

They search 'Ben' and they might choose that 'the awesomeist' is the best description. Ben has no say in the description chosen

They will then lookup Rebecca and decide that

'sexy, beautiful, good at making out, fun, hyper, first love'

is the best description. Rebecca has no say in the description chosen.

For Jasmine the friends might decide no description is accurate and write one themselves.

quick urban dictionary 

rushing onto your computer to quickly make a urban dictionary definition

The Urban Dictionary Effect 

The phenomenon where people take urban dictionary words seriously, when in reality, anyone can put anything on this site.
"Woah, I didn't know that word meant something so weird."
"Chillll Erica, your falling for the Urban Dictionary Effect."