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thinks her piss is port wine

The way she comes strolling along, ‘chairwoman’ written on her badge, she thinks her piss is port wine
by Carol Knight July 7, 2023
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piss

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by rock eayer July 9, 2021
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Piss Mommy

The partner of a piss baby. They egg on the piss baby by supporting their piss kink and acting like their mom.
"Jennifer is such a Piss Mommy, she's always acting like her boyfriend's mom."
by yoursisterslover January 14, 2023
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Piss Limbo

The act of having a friend piss in a line in a pubs toilet and trying to get under without any splashback
"I was playing Piss Limbo last night and one of the guys decided to piss on my forehead"
by IDFKALWAU May 31, 2020
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when u try to hit bro nic and he said “no” so u gotta hit em wit the

“ur actually gonna piss me off” 🥸
me: “ur actually gonna piss me off
bro: “YoUr ACutALly GoNNa PiSs mE OfF

me: “ok bro”
by magnusdelta66 March 9, 2024
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ritualistic piss

The act of pissing after having to do the weird dance to hold the piss in for the last few steps before reaching the toilet just in time before pissing yourself, normally after holding it in for way too long.
John: You guys just arrived, where's Mike going?

Steve: He's off to the toilet to do a ritualistic piss, we hadn't stopped for a break at all on the drive here.
by viperidae February 7, 2024
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piss up

a person who pisses you off but you don’t hate them.
A: Yo! Did you see how she spoke to the teacher
B: Yeah she’s such a piss up!
by pissup creator1245 November 25, 2021
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