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Moments of Joy

And stop fucking insinuating that because I manage to find some moments of joy on my miserable life it entirely invalidates the claim that- My neighbor got their car stolen I could hear him yelling about his car being gone, that's crazy- that this isn't pernicious or that it doesn't need to stop.
Hym "And no I'm not saying that we don't need to try to stop rape like seriously guy you fucking jump at every opportunity to take the worse fucking interpretation of everything that I say but it's like a higher order crime than can't be undone like murder or assault. THIS is like a second order crime where we know what was stolen and who it was stolen from and who stole it and that it was done with intent. And as far as the weaponized schizophrenia is concerned, it's not what they are saying it's what they are doing is contingent upon. Someone is clearly telling them to do that. They are feeding eachother information. And yeah the business don't want to have to fire all 7 of the employees doing it but I CAN'T LEAVE. And I shouldn't have to just pretend it isn't happening. And me being able to find moments of joy doesn't somehow negate the fact people are TRYING to immiserate me at work. They wait a week or two before they start doing it. I have symptoms that are getting worse and can't get diagnosed. I mean... Fuck. I don't need sympathy. It wouldn't do anything for me but holy shit."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
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Thicc Java Moment

When you outsmart or outplay someone or something unintentionally or intentionally, but still seen as you did it correctly.
Jared changed his grade by editing the HTML of the website, what a thicc java moment
by Java Lava July 23, 2021
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Situ-moment

When a situation is more, it's a moment.
Man, I backed my car over your luggage. Umm, fuck, sorry, Situ-moment.
by 456sanchita April 29, 2023
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whore moment

a moment in which a person's brain functions are so limited that all they can do is be horny and talk about sex.
I wouldn't engage with Henry right now, he's having a whore moment.
by The Answer Is 9 November 4, 2021
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Dick bulb moment

The moment you have an erection and your penis innovates a new idea for a sexual position.
Babe I have a dick bulb moment, turn sideways and upside down and let me fuck you from the back
by Shirtman22 May 4, 2021
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Down moment

When something happens that makes you feel down.
I dropped my iPhone so it cracked. What a down moment.
by Creativeword December 16, 2022
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Zaid Shahid Moment

When you try to make a good rebuttle to someone's roast but you end up sounding gay as fuck because all you do is play Fortnite all day
"I wasn't trying to be funny" (gay voice)

"Haha that's a Zaid Shahid Moment"
by Zmoney0812 April 26, 2024
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