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fish

Food substance that can be eaten by those who consider themselves reasonably humane, but cannot face eating vegetable alone.
by Peterson September 2, 2003
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The Fish

The fish is a terrifying large toothed monster that preys on the feet of children at night. It usually squelches and growls to make itself known and that it is present.
“The fish bit my toes last night and tried to yank me under the bed!”
by Boomslang yonker July 19, 2022
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Fish Pond Problem

"Have a fish pond problem" = Thinking you have a huge, critically important problem to deal with.

Compared to - "Making a mountain out of a molehill" = Exaggerating and exacerbating a very minor, insignificant issue into a tremendous obstacle or crisis.

Owners of fish ponds ( like koi ponds) get very upset if something goes wrong with their koi or the environment. The world is ending if there is a fish pond problem.
John was stressed about missing the office holiday party, but his wife told him he was having a fish pond problem and it wasn't that big of a deal.
When the restaurant messed up my order, I started to get really worked up until my friend said "Relax, you're having a fish pond problem again over something minor."
Sarah tends to have a lot of fish pond problems - she'll obsess over tiny issues like being 5 minutes late as if they're catastrophic events.
The team spent two hours debating the colors for the new logo design. Their manager finally had to intervene and say they were having a fish pond problem before refocusing them.
by erinod23 June 4, 2024
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Not Fishe

Claims he'll be a bachelor but the plot says *no.*
That gentlemen is not Fishe. Go date him.
by Dr. Plague Doctor December 1, 2023
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What's fishing?

A substitute for the phrase "What's up?" Using this will make you very funny and attractive
"Yo what's fishing?"
"Nothing much"
by ISW August 23, 2023
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Fish Out Of Water

1. Being in unfamiliar territory.
2. Vagina spasms which resemble a fish gasping for air. This can be acomplished in many ways but the face down on the floor with an ironically wet orgasm most resembles a fish out of water.

also note:
There are plenty of fish in the sea... meaning theres a lot of hoes out there or there tasty fish to nourish your soul.

Contary to other definitions slapping a beauty with the beast in the face is actually called a classic bitch slap not a fish out of water.
Last night, Becky was so hot and bent that she had a fish out of water for my dent dick.

Cory Edwards dick is so fucking hott! I had a fish out of water when I saw that juicy head... I was like fill up my belly button like a sweedish gas station.
by openInvent June 17, 2018
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FISH

A specific object which can kill people after being comsumed on airplanes.
...And in 10 minutes after eating this fish becomes a useless vomiting piere of rubbish
by ZAva-s March 29, 2022
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