double penis

When you get fucked by two penises at the same time

Jack got double penised yesterday

by epicpenisman January 13, 2019

Connors penis

Connors penis is extremely extravagant and distinguished. From birth it wore a hat that was soon surgically removed. Connors penis is cut and has therefore suffered the consequences of a loss in length. Connors penis measures 1 inch soft and 3.5 inches fully erect. If you ever meet a Connor, remember that his dick is very petite and you probably should not fuck him as he doesn’t know how to perform in the bedroom.

Connors penis

Lex: “hey have you heard about Connors penis?”

Ventresca: “hey I heard it’s super tiny!”

by The fbi May 30, 2022

PENIS IAN

HAs small PEniS

Penis Ian= small penis

by That'sYourMOm November 20, 2019

sexual penis

its a penis of which has sex with a womens vagina, this is important to use because if you dont have a sexual penis then your penis is fucking broken.

do you have a sexual penis?

by gaboogabooga69420 February 28, 2021

bradleys penis

Something you can't get

Wow you are such a bradleys penis

by biggiggles February 14, 2018

Penis Whistle

Any long instrument that you blow

Flute, Recorder, clarinet, piccolo... etc
Johnathan! You like playing your penis whistle.

by ignavus November 13, 2014

guitar penis

When a girl pulls your pubic hair and plays them like a guitar.

I'm gonna play the guitar penis hard tonight

by Liuo April 10, 2016