Dick Cheney

To shoot a team mate in the face with a shotgun while playing a FPS

Wolf: Ill Dick Cheney your ass
Shell Cracker: lol you better not

by Gen-Wolf April 29, 2008

Flappy Dick

When you play flappy bird, but instead of using your finger to press it, you use your dick.

I got a high score of 3 while doing a flappy dick.

by Breadstickdick April 3, 2015

Dick beers

When a male takes off his clothes and pours a beer over his chest so it runs down his body and off the end of his dick. Another willing male is on his knees, waiting for the now warm bubbly goodness.

Hey Lee you thirsty?
Sure am Karl. Could go a couple of Dick beers
Well get on your knees mate and I'll get nude. Here it comes buddy now open that pretty mouth of yours and put it close to my cock. Closer.
Mmm gurgle gurgle. It's warm.

by Gravy balls February 23, 2018

Birthday Dick

Happens the morning after a man ejaculates and doesn't wash his penis, the result is a penis covered in frosting, just like a birthday cake.

"Ewww Johnny, I'm not sucking your penis, you have that birthday dick!"

by Rustyrastafari August 3, 2020

Dick Haze

the phenomena of making cloudy decisions, factored largely by getting a regular dick appointment

suzanne - i think i have dick haze, can’t decide if i like him or not

by bennett_moynes January 9, 2021

Dolphin Dick

When your pee hole is on top of your wiener like a dolphin's blowhole.

Bruh, I think I have Dolphin Dick.

by Mikes x Hellen Keller March 19, 2019

dick tickler

Slang for a person's fingers.

Tom and Ben work in an industrial setting.
Ben: Which rivets need to be removed?
Tom: Run your dick ticklers along the surface... the ones that aren't flush need to be done again.

by Ben354 June 23, 2007