Dick Haze

the phenomena of making cloudy decisions, factored largely by getting a regular dick appointment

suzanne - i think i have dick haze, can’t decide if i like him or not

by bennett_moynes January 9, 2021

Flappy Dick

When you play flappy bird, but instead of using your finger to press it, you use your dick.

I got a high score of 3 while doing a flappy dick.

by Breadstickdick April 3, 2015

God Dicked

To be screwed over by an Act of God.

The people of Japan were really God Dicked by the recent earthquake and tsunami.

by Dr. Stew April 21, 2011

Cauli-dick

The end your dick looks like a cauliflower...from so many STDs.

Dude..you got "cauli-dick"!
I know...she was a dirty girl.

by Alfay July 22, 2009

dick tats

Breasts with very long nipples.

"The majority of men fed with dick tats as infants are said to grow to be homosexuals."
"Feeding my baby why my dick tats taught them how to use straws at the same time."

by Le Douche Bag January 23, 2008

Dolphin Dick

When your pee hole is on top of your wiener like a dolphin's blowhole.

Bruh, I think I have Dolphin Dick.

by Mikes x Hellen Keller March 19, 2019

dick tickler

Slang for a person's fingers.

Tom and Ben work in an industrial setting.
Ben: Which rivets need to be removed?
Tom: Run your dick ticklers along the surface... the ones that aren't flush need to be done again.

by Ben354 June 23, 2007