It is the best water you have tasted it is so good you will get hard instantly if you are a boy you grow 1000000 in and girl nothing. After you drink it you will be the strongest person in the world and can do anything you put your mind to.
by NNHappy December 16, 2024

by TheBandDG June 21, 2025

by Tar2makky February 29, 2020

Slave 1: MASA IS COMING!!
Slave 2 Sings: “You got to wade in the water, children. Wade in the water, children. Wade in the water, children. Wade in the water, children.”
Slave 2 Sings: “You got to wade in the water, children. Wade in the water, children. Wade in the water, children. Wade in the water, children.”
by DogWalker325 March 14, 2024

by Lorenna2011 April 16, 2022

A non-carbonated line of hard "seltzers" with a variety of flavors with names like, 'Karen' and 'Julie'.
1. "hey Julie, are those Mom Water's any good?"
"Oh my God Becky, this shit tastes so bad, I mean who understands this hard seltzer trend, it's like every beverage company has to have one, this really sucks, it's just so ... flat."
2. "Hey bro, try one of these Mom Waters."
"Fuck that bro, it sounds like something from MILF squirting porn."
"Oh my God Becky, this shit tastes so bad, I mean who understands this hard seltzer trend, it's like every beverage company has to have one, this really sucks, it's just so ... flat."
2. "Hey bro, try one of these Mom Waters."
"Fuck that bro, it sounds like something from MILF squirting porn."
by PaulKatt September 14, 2022

by Tonklord July 15, 2022
