Penis Whistle

Any long instrument that you blow

Flute, Recorder, clarinet, piccolo... etc
Johnathan! You like playing your penis whistle.

by ignavus November 13, 2014

penis peel

When you eat a banana keep the peel put it over your penis and have intercourse with a girl

I bought some bananas cuase my girlfreind and I are gonna penis peel

by phil greenberg December 1, 2013

Elbow penis

When your penis has such a harsh curve, it might as well have an elbow.

Jimmie entered his girlfriend sideways because of his elbow penis.

by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016

Penis Breath

When you're done sucking a fatty and swallow his mighty fat nut and have the smell of cum on your breath.

Sherla: Hey Derek
Derek: Ew bitch you got some penis breath, you been sucking dick?

by Shitty Internet October 18, 2016

Fredrik Penis

Fredriks penis is always tiny and small and we all know it. Sometimes you look at Fredriks penis and you cant see it.

Girl: You like that Guy?
Girl2: No he has a Fredrik penis

by HarambeGotShot December 11, 2016

guitar penis

When a girl pulls your pubic hair and plays them like a guitar.

I'm gonna play the guitar penis hard tonight

by Liuo April 10, 2016

penis intercourse

A saying used when two males use 30 inch strap ons to penetrate a spread crater of the bum. Once inside the term penis intercourse can be used to describe such actions. Using a regular 8 inch penis is not worthy of such a term. Best pleasure can be obtained from gold foil gucci branded strap on..

Man 1: What are Jim Parsons and Jean Carlos doing in that changing room.

Man 2: I thought I saw Jean with a strap on, maybe about 35.69 inches!
Man 1: OH JESUS! they might be having penis intercourse, and goly my strapper at home is only 15.96 inches this is an outrage!!
Man 2: Only 15.96 laughing hysterically u cheeky little shit, mine is 15.98 inches
Man 1: WOWZERS, shall we?
Man 2: I don't know the wives are at home.
Man 3: Pardon me but I believe I heard some racket coming from changing room 8. Would you know what it is?
Man 1: Oh we can't be sure but i'm certain I heard some artificial pieces knocking about gives man 3 a kinky look
Man 2: Shall we?
Man 3: We shouldn't....... but i cannot resist the urge to squeeze my 92.6987 inch gold foil strap on up the spread buttocks of another .
Man 1: Changing room 8 isn't the only soggy, yet slightly dry room here.
All of the men in harmony: OOOOH yaaaa, cum on man give it to me, oh yeeyyyey, harder, fuk 100 inches feels amazing!!!
Man 3: Hahah, not quite 100 inches, 92.6987 inches

by Jdhdjjrjrmommy November 13, 2018