Coach the Browns to the Superbowl

Phrase/ code word use to tell someone you need to take a shit.

Hey, Be right back i gotta coach the Browns to the Superbowl

by zDavidz May 12, 2008

painting the town brown

Noun; An absurdly filthy shit that mars the porcelain of a toilet bowl even after numerous flushes. This otherworldly stain usually appears in brown, but on occasion can have a cosmic quality of translucence. One who does the painting of the town in brown is often omnipotent in the realm of filthiness

"Yo, what the fuck? When Harper was in the bathroom he must have been painting the town brown. I threw up roast beef all over myself just looking at how bad he rocked the bowl."

by Jon Beech September 14, 2008

chris brown a bitch

phrase meaning to beat or assault your companion for unseen or irrelevant reasons

My girl better not say nothin' or I swear to god I will Chris Brown a bitch!

by Tall Davis February 18, 2009

down town brown

Very inexpensive weed, usually located in the inner city and used by People of Color.

Shit, that down town brown was only 20 dollars an eighth.

by Billy March 20, 2005

winking brown starfish

The anus. Also called rusty sheriff's badge, ringpiece, starfish, butthole, bumhole (British term), asshole, arsehole (British term), poopyhole, bunghole.

The Sport-Hating Poop: You've been waiting all day for an exciting footy game, and just at the kickoff this bastard turd knocks on your WINKING BROWN STARFISH and insists on coming out to play.

by Joey Schwartzman May 31, 2005

ctown brown

A shady mess of seeds, stems, and a few pinched buds. This overpriced classic can be found in Canton,OH.

" I thought I was getting da hook, but all I got was some ctown brown."

" I ain't payin for that ctown brown."

by faeri March 3, 2004

baby shit brown

Means the same as the phrase baby poop brown.
Some cars & trucks have this hideous brown paint job which has the color of baby shit; hence the phrase, "baby shit brown". This paint job is so old that it is often somewhat faded and has a matte finish (vs. a glossy finish as is usual for automotive paint jobs).

A 1970 Ford Maverick that I had in 1986 sported this type of paint -- faded, matte finish, and colored baby shit brown.

{From a website that has these phoney bologna fake "battles" between TV commercial mascots}:

Parked on the street are a 1986 Honda Accord sporting a dull baby shit brown paint finish (the doors are locked but the keys are still in the ignition) and (again with the keys already in the ignition) a 2014 Kia Soul with a custom lime green paint job.

by Telephony October 26, 2013