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America’s Tits

Tits so perfectly round, voluptuous, soft, voluminous, perky, and gorgeous that they become government property. Similar to a national park, these tits are proudly on display for all Americans to admire and worship.
Look at that blond topless chick on that boat - damn she’s got America’s Tits. They’re so perfect they belong on Mount Rushmore. She makes me proud to be American.
by True_X_Blue May 18, 2025
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Tit harvest machine

The device that sucks the pregnant woman's titties bone dry. The most useful device on any Amazon baby registry.
Janine's titties were deflated after using the tit harvest machine. Her nipples were soft after a successful tit harvest.
by Rock your rockhard January 6, 2022
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Tits

A replacement word for positive acknowledgments like: awesome, cool, sweet, gnarly, stellar, wicked, fuckin right!
Bro 1: I got a new tattoo of a monkey's butt hole around my belly button that's bending over with your face on it!
Bro 2: Tits!
by baleiby6 July 14, 2020
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Hairy Tits

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, hairy nips, nairy dips, dairy hips, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Tits:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
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Sparkle Tits

The act of putting pegs on your nipples, often posted on various social media platforms such as X/Twitter.

Usually clothes pegs made from eco friendly wood.
Dave: "Did you get any last night?"

Graham: "No but I did see some Sparkle Tits on twitter"
by PegsForNips June 3, 2024
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Tit for tit

Equivalent to tit for tat; what the hell is a tat? Same meaning as an eye for an eye
Oh, I owe you? So, this is tit for tit then huh?”
by Cmarie8478 January 3, 2023
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Tits and top hats

1. "Al Pacino's performance in The Godfather was really tits and top hats."

2. Bob: "Hey, how was the party last night?"

Matt: "Tits and top hats, dude. You missed out."
by Howlingcaliper June 17, 2012
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