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daniel's zoo

A slang term for a rotting, unsafe zoo run by an absolute dick.
"daniel's zoo is fucking awful"
by wheeeeeeeewheeeeeeee May 23, 2021
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Way Past Zoo

Referencing a big night of drinking with work colleagues and/or clients. Most often used in referencing professionals in the sales and/or finance industry. The term originates from a comment made by one colleague about another referencing the fact that her colleagues were animals, like animals in the zoo, however, to the benefit of all in society, zoo animals are kept in cages, whereas, her colleagues are free to roam the city, thus the night was "way past zoo."
Joe asked, Max how the meeting with the sales team from Topeka was. Max replied, "It was totally out of control, I think Bob got arrested, Tony definitely pushed the hotel piano into the pool, and I have no idea where Luis is . . . it was way past zoo. Way past zoo."
by Luis2018 October 2, 2018
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Zoo Wee MAMA

Ben hughes wants to have intercourse with his brother
by [po1438945189 March 29, 2025
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zesty zoo-zah

To describe something is extremely weird or out of the ordinary, or may seem really gay or homosexual.
What the zesty zoo-zah is that!
by Dansk35 August 29, 2023
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zoo shoes

Appropriate shoes for a 4-year-old to wear to the zoo. They have laces. Must cover your toes and are almost always pink in color. These are not sandals, work boots, rain boots or crocs.
Philina had to find zoo shoes before we left the house to go to the zoo.
by edeninoctober August 28, 2021
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tadpole petting zoo

A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo
If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.
by Seattle ass pirate August 6, 2022
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Zoo

A crazy place were monkeys throw shit at people and tigers kill thing and lamas spit on you
by Green ass monkey 3000 November 7, 2020
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