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Zoo Keeper

If this is a simulation, zookeepers are the agents in the matrix. They keep you in a cage, complacent with the scraps you're given, deterring you from discovering your true self.
Zoo keepers are keeping us wrapped up in the matrix.
by Darwin800 August 16, 2024
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Zoo

Prison for beings who have never commited a crime.
That giraffe was taken from his family to be shipped to a zoo
by And.thats.on.periodt October 6, 2019
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Zoo

A collective noun for a bunch of animals in one place. Derived from the surname Tzu, the term was inspired by the renowned inventor of fighting Sun Tzu, who was one of the first to make zoos occur unnaturally. This was done when he pooled his fight money together to buy two of every animal on Earth, before proceeding to herd them onto a boat and beat the crap out of every single one.
“I saw a loaf in one of the cages at the local zoo. It was bread in captivity.”
by Dinosnores24 March 23, 2022
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Petting Zoo Justin

A man who frequently visits petting zoos to engage in beastiality. The act usually includes with wine (to get the animal to loosen up), candles (for ambiance) and ky (for.. well you know).
Man, that guy is not just an animal lover but a Petting Zoo Justin.
by Liz2016 September 19, 2011
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Zoo

A place where you can go see a variety of different animals and have fun with family or friends.
Son: Mom can we go to the zoo
Daughter: Yes can we
Mother: Yes we can
by King Alec Zahl February 27, 2020
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tadpole petting zoo

A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo
If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.
by Seattle ass pirate August 6, 2022
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elephant zoo

Something you send to someone to break the ice with a cute bartender. Hoping she likes you
I told my favorite bartender elephant zoo. Now I have her number.
by Lonely God December 1, 2017
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