Daniel's Big Day At The Zoo

Daniel's full name.
Someone who always says "That's bullying," and always fake screams.

"Hi, Daniel's Big Day At The Zoo," said Bob.
"That's bullying," said Daniel.

by ⠀ June 06, 2022

Petting Zoo Justin

A man who frequently visits petting zoos to engage in beastiality. The act usually includes with wine (to get the animal to loosen up), candles (for ambiance) and ky (for.. well you know).

Man, that guy is not just an animal lover but a Petting Zoo Justin.

by Liz2016 September 18, 2011

get a zoo

The need to stop everything and reevaluate your situation in the pursuit of happiness.

Man 1: I'm so sick of where I am at the moment.
Man 2: that's easy to solve, get a zoo.

by SiainCHunt December 10, 2016

Zoo juice

Questionable stains, spots, or substances of an unknown origin found in your home that are blamed on your pets.

What’s that nasty shit on your pillowcase? Man, it’s probably zoo juice.

by FerReally January 17, 2020

Zoo Goo

Furry Ejaculation

After all that yiffing i had to shoot my Zoo Goo.

by zoogoo February 11, 2021

Zoo-bliest

Like ableist, Zoobliest is the discrimination of and social prejudice against animals with disabilities based on the belief that typical abilities are superior

Person 1: Ew This cat looks ugly, thid cat has only 3 legs
Person 2: Hey stop being zoo-bliest! its not cool not funny, Animals who have disabilites are cool!!
Person 1: sorry..
Person 2: Apology not accepted, think about what youve done
The Cat To Person 2:

by hhhhhhhhss January 16, 2024

Baby Zoo

the youtube channel that serves fetish videos to impressionable children

Dad: Hey son how are you doing? I came back with the milk!
5 year old after watching Baby Zoo: UHH YES DADDY PLEASE INFLATE ME UHH YES I'M FUCKING CU-
Dad: goodbye, son.

by iminhellplshelpahhh August 07, 2024