Taking a zack

The act of taking a shit in a grocery store after taking all your clothes off.

Bro Im totally taking a Zack after my break.

by Oscar biggy April 17, 2021

Zack

The type of guy to always be capping.

Did you see how much Zack capped the other night?

by fulltimecapper February 27, 2020

Zakk

Zakk is a guy who is very open about his lion's mane pp to his friend Ian, gay, wants Elon Musk's pp, and is very horny

Dude, I think Zakk is gay

by Xoxk twtry duck August 3, 2020

Doin a Zack

Doin a Zack is when you travel to Compton to buy a prostitute for the first time. When you see one to your liking, you pull over and ask how much. She gives you a price and gets in the car. You turn to get the money, and when you turn back to face her, a giant 13-inch dick is staring you in the face. Upon seeing this, you kick that ass out of the car and go home to take a shower.

Mike : Oh my god i had the worst night last night.
Jason : Why, what happened?
Mike : I ended up doin a Zack.
Jason :Wtf is that?
Mike : I wanted to buy a prostitute and take her back to my place to get a hellen keller, but then she wipped out the biggest dick i've ever seen.
Jason : O shit that sucks.

by wh #3 January 16, 2010

zackery

someone that is a retarted goat fucker, rag head, donkey fucker, sand rat. Derp rhinocerous. and it is alla hu akbar retard that comes from eart

OMG that Zackery is soooo retarted

by epic dbe April 8, 2015

zackrifice

The willing, selfless, and wonderful act that takes place when zack is home on leave. May cause hangovers, heartache, and nausea. See also: "binge drinking", "underage drinking", and "alcohol poisoning".

"Zack's going to be home on Friday! You'll have to make some zackrifices.."

by the gang 412 October 8, 2011

Zakk

Zakk is gay

This boy I know is gay. His name is Zakk Eades. Zakk is gay.

by zakkisgay December 7, 2018