your mother's face 

The worst of all insults, because it combines all the nostalgia of your mother with the ripping surrealist vibe of your face. Or something.

"u suck"
"ur mother"
"o ya well ur face"
"UR MOTHER'S FACE L0L0L0L0L0L R0X0R PWNED"

your mother's face by junkyard prince October 14, 2003

your mom 

Term used when you can't think of anything else to say. Usually funny, although some people find it offenesive. It usually doesn't make any sense.

Bob: What are you doing?
Fred: Your mom.
Idiotic random guy: SNAAAP!

Bob: ...And what do you have to say to that Fred?
Fred: Uhhh...YOUR MOM!

Bob: What are you doing?
Fred: Your mom! *snickers*
Bob: Dude, that's getting old.
Fred: Oh yeah, so is your mom.
Bob: ...
Idiotic random guy: OOHHH! YOU'VE JUST BEEN TOLD!!

Me: Your mom goes to college.

your mom by Brogan July 7, 2005

your concern is noted 

I heard what you said, but I just don't give a shit. "Your concern is noted" is the perfect phrase for casually dismissing an opinion you disagree with. It demonstrates a lack of concern by displaying an obvious pretense of actually caring. The phrase is reminiscent of the corporate-speak companies use when accepting suggestions that they will no doubt ignore.

Joe: Obama is not an American! He has a Kenyan birth certificate! I demand he be removed from office immediately!

Sally: Your concern is noted.

your concern is noted by skepsci September 25, 2009

Your mom's tits

Its the ideal reply that overthrows pretty much any insult directed to you. Its a fast, effortless, efficiant, come back.

Bro 1: Hey man you smell like shit

Bro 2: Your mom's tits

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Bro 1: Ewww you look like sloppy today

Bro 2: Yeah, so did your mom's tits

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Bro 1: Dude why are you talking to Michelle she gets around

Bro 2: So do your mom's tits

Your mom's tits by Dumpster Bagel July 1, 2009

Your name 

1. Something Urban Dictionary always suggests that you look up. In fact, you're probably only here because of that. In fact, you're probably that kid that, when reading pre-written speeches or books, always read "And then *insert your name here* got hit by a truck" and didn't insert your name.

You rebel.

2. Also happens to be something that that scumbag ex of yours has tattooed on his bicep.

Stephen: Hey whats your name?
Stephanie: Kissm Yass

Your name by *Insert your name here* April 14, 2013

Your Mothers Onions 

Nobody knows what it means but it's provocative

Stranger- Get the fuck out of my way
You- Why don't you lick your mothers onions
Stranger- What does that even mean?
You- I don't know but it's provocative

Your Mothers Onions by YMO June 29, 2014

your lie in april 

BEST ANIME ON EARTH OKAY! WATCH IN DUB PLSSSS OML. IT'S MUSICAL DEPRESSION WITH A SEXY PROTAGONIST

Your lie in april ruined my entire life. I'm going to kms bYe

your lie in april by arimafuck October 3, 2017