The year 2020

When you mess up everything and the world messes up with you but when you advance towards 2021, you realize, at least it was a year.

Eric: Aw gad my test was a catastrophe I messed up hard the whole time was the year 2020.
Ashley: Well, 2021's on the way...

by MadmanMadmaxManiac June 9, 2021

Comfort years

A period of time, usually around 5 years when someone around the age of 30-45 (usually a man) gains weight, doesn’t exercise very much and enjoys wine, beer and good food. Comfort years are often followed by a ‘get fit’ regime and weight loss. Someone in their comfort years usually has a belly.

‘Wow, you’re really getting a beer belly on you. Maybe you should try some exercise!’
‘Just enjoying my comfort years! I’ll lose the weight in a few years...’

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 February 12, 2019

remote year

A stupid group of mostly American entitled douchbags (they call themselves digital nomads) who travel around the world for 1 year to post basic Instagram pics and hook up with naive local girls. The reason for this is they are all sad losers who can’t get anybody at home. They do nothing to improve their society at home and bring their trash entitled attitude to the local countries, thinking everybody has to serve and respect them. Usually have white god complex and think they are hot shit. Most have a laptop job in IT or design and work 2 hours everyday at cafe, ordering overpriced coffee and avocado toasts. Occasionally go on Tinder dates and ask to split the bill.

Rick: Hey is that a new Remote Year guy?
Morty: Yeah sick basic loser who overpays to travel cos he’s too lonely all the time

by notafoool December 24, 2019

Year it up

Another way to say annihilate the corral

I am about to absolutely year it up.

by Dean of corral September 6, 2020

Anal year

The length of time in between your girl giving up the booty hole

Christina’s anal year is 354 days .

by Adultie September 7, 2019

Year 7

Retarded little cunts-I'm ashamed to be one in 3 months! =(

Little pricks who say words like;
Sick
Barlin'
Peng
Bang

They also have shit made up names(when they're the chav ones) like;
Liteeshia...pronounciation...how?
Keegeeeeeeeenuuuuuanana...WTF!
Preciously...a word with 'ly'? wtf.

Year 7's have no rights to be in there schools! They have too many fights with older people and loose. e.g.

Keegeuana: Nar, that prick in year 9's gonna be barlin' when i is done wid 'im!
Year 9: I don't even know why I bother! Look at the chav, getting a brick to hit me with.
Year 7's: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
(2 seconds later the year 9 goes home)
Keegeuana:*crying/barling Nar wot da fuuuk he hit me for?!

Neeidamailian:Your trackies are sicckkkk mate were did u get them?!
Keegeuana:Yeah they are mint.
made-wid-no-condom: Got them from primark 20p. i saw 'em nd fought'dey r peng!' so i got 'em, but na i got no money init.


Classroom!
Teacher:*mumbles* Fuck year 7's!
Teacher: Right class! We're going to be-
*Year 7 plays music on phone*
*Whole class sing along-as its 'Blackout Crew' and all chavs know them!
*Teachers kills himself after saying 'Year 7's NEED puberty, i cant stannd their voices!...boys...GROW SOME BALLS!'

by Cait Lynch April 5, 2009

Wonder years

Age 11-13 of a boys years of “wondering” where he start to adventure into girls, masturbation, etc.

“Oh he’s just in his wonder years” my dad said about my younger brother.

by Little boy 15 November 27, 2017