pooping in the woods

Pooping in the woods has two definitions

1. Literally going out into the forest and taking a shit

2. Having anal sex and the partner receiving craps themselves. Then you place the fresh turd on your penis and continue penetrating all the while the poop getting pushed back and smeared against your pubic hair.

Second definition coming from pubic hair being this like a forest.

1. After my incident with the bean burrito, the rest of the camping trip consisted of me pooping in the woods

2. Dude you and that hot chick were really pooping in the woods last night.

by PooperOvTehWoods March 19, 2014

disk in the woods

When something is so new, that not even hipsters know about it.

Did you hear about the new indie band Opigon?
No.
i found it on a disk in the woods.

by anon kim April 7, 2015

Oversized Infectious Woobstick

A titanic sized, infectious woobstick.

Thanks to Barney's oversized infectious woobstick, my whole neighborhood can ride him at once. Just with the 97.656% chance of catching woobitis.

by limpychicken June 12, 2019

Arms of the woods

A legitimate idiom, totally not made up to win Weekly Wrap.

They're not from around here; not from these arms of the woods.

by fringe-benefits-tax April 22, 2021

Not bad f' Woods

As in the item, object or food is below average. However, if you were stuck in in woods, it would be more than acceptable.

'I thought Sara's hat was hideous, what about you?'

'It's not bad f' Woods'

by Zenkey October 9, 2021

Possum in the woods

Code for some police departments to relay to other officers near the scene that they have no intention of working a case, but are pretending to.

Also "Opossum in the woods".

Dispatch this is unit 4, it's just a possum in the woods.

by yeayeayea112 July 24, 2023

Does the Pope Pope In the woods?

A question you ask when the answer is a blisteringly obvious yes.
Makes use of the word 'Pope' as both noun and verb.

"You want another beer?"
'Does the Pope Pope in the woods?!'
"uhhh"
'Gawdamnit, the Pope Popes everywhere, he's the fuckin' pope!'

by drjeco October 6, 2015