Wii U 

A console/console addon that costs a sh*t ton of money, but has no real value for gaming, seriously, it's a friggen tablet.

Hey, did you get a wii u? Nah, me neither...

Wii U by xXLEGENDARYXx February 23, 2015

Wii Goggles 

What you must have on in order to accept the fact that the most popular and most fun game console to play today has inferior graphics when compared to its competitors (PS3, XBox 360 and yes, they are even inferior to the 8 year old PS2.)

Hey, how is the new Tiger Woods 09 for Wii?

Ehh, its pretty fun as long as you've got your Wii goggles on.

Wii Goggles by Jumpincat82 October 18, 2008

Wii U 

Nintendo's iPad ripoff which will unfortunately be massively overshadowed by Microsoft and Sony at next year's E3. Only one of the ZOMFGAMAZING controllers is usable at a time, which means your "friends" are stuck with remote controls, presumably to change the channel to some stupid shit like Jersey Shore. But Nintendo came prepared, now you can be a solitary antisocial dickhead while your rock-brained friends fawn over Snooki's buxom.

Oh yeah, and the touch screen is resistive, no multitouch. Which means you have to jab it with an ice pick.

Whoops, I just dropped the Wii U controller! Time to phone up Indian Call Centers for a $600 replacement...

Wii U by Wii U Will Suck December 8, 2011

wii-tard

a dumb ass nintendo fan-boy nerd who likes the nintendo wii. Actually anybody who likes the nintendo wii is a Wii-tard. The only good game for it is the new zelda and you can get it for gamecube so why the fuck would anybody waste their mony because the rest of the games are dog-shit.

"Get an X-box 360 Chris Choen you fat nerdish blob who plays the violin, fuckin wii-tard"

wii-tard by Colin Fields December 28, 2006

Wii-Tard

Any person who cannot, no matter how hard they try, get the hang of using a Wii.

"Sally's such a wii-tard, she can't even do the will bowl without f*cking up and hitting the A button everytime!"

Wii-Tard by Absolut Ang March 12, 2009

Wii-nerize 

1: To produce a shovel ware game for the Nintendo Wii.

2: To produce a inferior version of an existing game for the Wii, in comparison with the same game released on other consoles.

"Did you play Madden 09?"
"No, the Madden 09' for the Wii was Wii-nerized"

Wii-nerize by HomeLess Vagrant March 16, 2009

Wii-tard

the vapid creature one becomes after the lack of sleep from playing Nintendo Wii into the early morning hours.

Man, Nick's been bowling since we got home. He's such a Wii-tard.

Wii-tard by Aydrianne June 14, 2007