Van Hagar

Van Halen during the Sammy Hagar Days

Van Hagar sucked ass, I liked them better when they were Van Roth!

by VP-bofh January 26, 2004

Ped Van

Short for pedophile van. A vehicle that looks as if it is used for the illegal transportation of little children. The vehicle is generally (but not limited to), a white ford E-250 with no back windows. Other variations in designs include any large beat up cargo vans with fences in the back, or with "business logos", that try to make viewers not to scrutinize the integrity of this vehicle.

There's no reason for that vehicle to not have windows, it must be a ped van!

by SafetyTrav July 17, 2010

van go!

the act of shitting on someones stomach then proceed with fingerpainting.

i swear babe ima artist lemme give u the van go!

by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010

moo van

A mini van that a breeder or parent of children drives

Jesus Emma that Breeder had her Moo Van stuffed with so many crotch fruit it made my uterus hurt.

by Charles Sm1th October 22, 2011

tally-van

a tally-van is an ice-cream van. They are known as tally-vans because they are usually driven and owned by tallys.

"Jimmy, go out to the tally-van and get me some fags and a 99"

by the_chief83 July 21, 2009

jew van

A jewish guy who has many children and thus has a van. As he goes out to cheap dinners he fills his van full of his children. HEnce the name JEW VAN.

ISHMAL: come here my 15 children we are heading to the jew van

by KKK March 29, 2005

Van Hagar

Term referring to the period when Sammy Hagar almost ruined Van Halen.

"Van Hagar sucks"

by Joe Bastard February 29, 2004