Masturbating Mike Tyson

When a man’s penis is so long he has to assume the classic Mike Tyson peek-a-boo boxing stance — elbows tucked, fists up by his face — to reach it during masturbation. Typically involves a downward squat and intense focus, resembling a fighter preparing for battle… but for very different reasons.

“Bro, I caught Kyle in the bathroom doing the Masturbating Mike Tyson. Dude looked like he was about to throw hands with his own junk.”

by A Dude Booty Meat June 2, 2025

Tyson

Normally a guy who love to joke around. he has lots of friends and loves to have fun, Tyson normally doesn't like to admit his feeling for you. But he loves to talk to you. He it seems like he doesn't care for you it's not true, he just doesn't know how to tell you how he feels

person 1: Who's that guy over there?

person 2: Oh that's Tyson, you'll love being friends with him

by anonymous October 16, 2020

Ava Kris Tyson

A disgusting transgender pedophile from the Mr. Beast staff team and is also the ex-best friend of Jimmy (Mr. Beast) who likes child porn, texting minors, and sharing Jennette McCurdy’s nudes.

Mr. Beast: I can’t believe that bitch Ava Kris Tyson wrecked my reputation, now i’m getting hate!

Chandler: *currently reading bible quotes on his Tiktok*

by brihttp July 26, 2024

tysone

A crazy hard- headed party animal and can act like an animal. Loves to sleep and cuddle when he find the right person.

Tysone’s such a party animal.

by Crazymexicangurl January 1, 2018

Tyson Dyck "Aka Tyson Dick"

A fuckin beaut of an Ottawa Senators draft pick, Historically the Dyck clan was a part of Roman gods, until the great early war took place and they were cast down to just simple royalty, then forming the new Hard Dick clan, otherwise known as of today "The Dicks"

Tyson Dyck "Aka Tyson Dick"

Example: "honey were out of sugar"

" No worries we can just ask of friendly neighborhoods Dicks to sauce us over some Sugar for these wicked biscuits were whippin up"

by Senanator May 11, 2023