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Twitter Stalking

When a girl (or boy or woman or man) follows someone on twitter and reads all of their tweets and views all of their pictures. That girl/boy/woman/man then subtweets about them, making it obvious that a crush has formed. The stalkee may or may not know who the stalker is, but that does not matter because other twitter users know, and that's all that matters.

Twitter Stalking is a real thing and affects real people. If you know someone who is a Twitter Stalker please tell them to grow a pair and talk to the stalkee or simply tell them to grow up and stop being so weird.
"I'm following this girl and daaaammm she is fine, if only I had the guts to talk to her...her posts are funny." (tweet by stalker)

"This guy keeps favoriting all my tweets and is being really #creepy I don't even know him #whodoesthat He's totes #Twitter Stalking" (tweet by stalkee)
by Anonymous4ever April 5, 2013
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Twitter

Its for Writing pointless shit (Sometimes even about you shitting) and put #followedbyasentencewithno​spacesforsomeunknownfuckin​gpointlessreasonthatjustin​furiates.
Twitter User: Just sitting on the loo. #Sinkslikealog
by Anthonytats February 14, 2012
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sick twisted disturbed fuck

1) Someone whose ribcage you'd like to tear open with the claw end of a hammer so you can defecate in his chest cavity.

2) Somebody who should have his head nailed to the floor while being sodomized with a cheesecloth-sack full of a thousand angry bees.
Zeke: My request for a new chair was rejected because of that sick twisted disturbed fuck. I tell ya, someone ought to force him at gunpoint to face-fuck a wild boar.
by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006
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twisted

Simultaneously under the influence of alcohol and marijuana: drunk and high
After i smoked that blunt, i killed that fifth and got twisted.
by lil weezyana November 18, 2007
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Twitter Famous

Not accutally famous.
Twitter person: Omg I have like 3000 follower
Me: Wow how did you get that many?
Twitter person: I spend an unhealthy amount of time on twitter and thats how I got twitter famous.
by Case-Face March 12, 2012
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Twitter Stalking

finding out that the girl you met once has been following you for months from your twitter site just so she can learn your every move so that when you do finally introduce yourself she's already prepared for marriage and kids.
www.ImOutsideYourWindow.com

a site for everyone to express their stories of twitter stalking or other stalking stories that are of the same nature
by IOYW July 17, 2009
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Twitterdeaf

Someone who can't "hear" their friends tweets because they follow so many other people.
"I tweeted something cool yesterday but Joe didn't notice. He's completely twitterdeaf because he follows 3,000 people."
by Anthony Lawrence January 25, 2009
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