john tucker gamble 

not to be confused with the recently popular movie "John Tucker Must Die", a john tucker gamble is the sweetest, most genuine, sincere, and greatest person in the whole world. Note, both jt's share the same the trait of their smoking hotness and inability to control the ladies affinity towards them. Never the less no one lady loves a JT Gamble more than his best friend in the whole world. (see jordan paglia)

Note; a john tucker gamble is never complete without a wonkey eye when photographed and the always overwhelming urge to give it in the butt.

-"I met the perfect guy the other night, he is the man of my dreams, gorgeous, sweet, and amazing."

-Back off! that's my john tucker gamble!!

john tucker gamble by jp :) June 5, 2009

Craig Tucker 

A cynical gay dude who doesn't give a fuck

"Have you heard of Craig Tucker from south park?" - Person 1
"Isn't he the one who doesn't care about anything?" - Person 2
"Ye" - Person 1

Craig Tucker by randomidi0t August 7, 2022

Charles 'Trip' Tucker 

A character on the UPN series "Star Trek: Enterprise". Charles 'Trip' Tucker was the chief engineer on the Starfleet vessel Enterprise NX-01, and was also (for a brief period of time) the chief engineer on the second-generation NX-02 starship, Columbia. Has been good friends with Captain Jonathan Archer for over 20 years. Enjoys working with machines, playing the harmonica, and old horror movies. Lost his sister, Elizabeth Tucker, when Earth was attacked by an alien probe that decimated the state of Florida. Trip was also involved in a relationship for the Vulcan T'Pol for four years. Trip Tucker died when he sacrificed himself to save the life of his captain by blowing up himself and a group of hostile aliens.

(writing a letter to a female crewmen's parents about her death) "Computer, begin recording. Dear Mr. and Mrs. Taylor, by the time you get this, Starfleet will have already told you about Jane. Since I worked so closely with her, I wanted to add my personal condolences. I have to admit, I've been putting off writing this for a while. I convinced myself that my duties on Enterprise took precedence. But the truth is I didn't want to face the fact that someone so young with so much promise could just be gone. But I'm facing it now. And I find myself thinking how important she was to me. She was a great engineer. And she was my friend. She won't be forgotten."

Charles 'Trip' Tucker by crazyrabbits May 25, 2005

Rory Tucker 

A strange creature
Hide yourselves
He's norping around the corner
Smell it you baboon
you, stinky, stinky baboon
I eat lemons like you for lunch
and yorkshire pudding for breakfast
break fast
or you'll die
norp in
norp out.

Yo, rory tucker, you got any aids
rory: Nope all out i'm afraid have a look in the popsickle drawer.

Rory Tucker by coonkiller666 October 15, 2012

Tip Tucker 

A person who makes the asshole tucker right back in after a tounge pierces the tip of it with another cock

I tied my husband to the bad , blindfolded him & had another man tip tucker h uhh s pouched out hirny asshole

Tip Tucker by WABBIT TWAKER June 6, 2015

MR.Tucker Lloyed

MR.Tucker Lloyed is a person that:

Rules Don't Apply to

He wouldn't like homework on the weekend (AND I MEAN EVER!)

MR.Tucker Lloyed

Rules Don't Apply to him
He wouldn't like homework on the weekend
His Name Is MR.Tucker

Mr.Smith "OHHHH! We have a Mr.Tucker Lloyed! Rules don't apply to this Mr.Tucker Lloyed everyone!"
Mr.Tucker Lloyed "I was just asking a question"
Mr.Smith "I don't care! Would this dirty Mr.Tucker Lloyed like no homework on the weekend too?"

MR.Tucker Lloyed by FuckMyPussyHardAndMakeMeSquirt November 14, 2019

Stupid Tucker 

A stupid Tucker is fuckin dumb and stupid

Dayum, that guys dumb and his name is Tucker, he must be a Stupid Tucker.

Stupid Tucker by Tucker Deeznuts November 23, 2021