Troy

Troy is what tired parents name their already disappointment babies. Troys are the biggest assholes you will ever meet. They have stupid hair and a dumb laugh. Troys use shitty humour to make up for their micro-penises. They have obvious mommy issues and probably ate sand as a child. Troys have one hobby and redirect their life around it. Troys often drive big trucks, displaying to everyone that they can’t satisfy a woman.

“Ugh that guy is such a dick, he’s probably a Troy”

by Cold_Raw_Eggs April 17, 2023

Troy, Michigan

A somewhat small city in Michigan, somewhat close to Detroit and Pontiac. It's nothing special, but nothing too bad overall. It is a very safe place where nothing too bad ever really happens.

I live in Troy, Michigan, peak suburban America.

by bigdickjimmy74 November 23, 2020

Troy-Don

The ultimate being of all time, comparable to the likes of Kratos, he possesses unfathomable strength, power, and determination, with sovereign command over whatever he sets his will upon. Though a humble human, his might rivals that of a mythological god. Befriend a Troy-Don, for one day you may need him to overcome your greatest obstacle.

He isn't just Troy, he's Troy-Don and there's a reason that the name carries weight.

by Troy-Don December 12, 2025

troy

Troy is the best human being , he is caring and will always be there for you . if he looks at you with his mesmerizing brown eyes you will fall in love , even though he may seem like a fuck boy , you just may find out he is the most loyal boyfriend you could have.
his sexy laugh will make you shook . you will always be able to tell when he is around ,

1. hey did you see troy the other day

2. yeah , he was so hot vro
1. I know vro

by klaus hargreeves May 29, 2019

Troy

Has a very giant penis

Look it's a troy

by Big pipi Troy November 4, 2019

Troy

A common name for boy toys from the city of Detroit, who may or may not sell dope.

Boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit
Big, big, big money, he was gettin' some coins
Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace
Bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping me stylish

by BrainsBrainsIWontLie February 13, 2025

Troy

a kind young happy soul. That’s fun enjoys the most of life, utterly loyal to his family despite it all. Sporty af & might just show you up on the field. They often have a thirst for success & want they want in the world. As they are new souls they sometimes feel lost or like they don’t belong here but they do

Troy, do you have a Troy with you ?

by Mrs Berry December 29, 2021