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Blind Threat 

A threat you can't prove exists, unsure it even exists, or know it doesn't exist but still use it anyhow.
If you disobey me and go out in the woods at night the Chupacabra will get you and eat you. (Chupacabra is the Blind Threat)

If you don't do what Zeus commands he'll hit you with a lightning bolt and send you to Hades! (Hades and Zeus hitting you with a lightning bolt are both Blind Threats)
Blind Threat by jxaxmxixn August 7, 2012

illmatic treatment 

Nas debut album "Illmatic" is considered the greatest hip hop album of all time...Consequently, all his work after that is always matched up to it....The "illmatic treatment" is when you take an artist album and you compare it to their debut album.
Did you hear Jay Z's album "Kingdom Come"?

Yea i heard it, but im gonna have to give him the illmatic treatment..Kingdom Come was nothing like Reasonable Doubt
illmatic treatment by rashean September 14, 2007

dream theatre 

1) The wrong way to spell the name of the band Dream Theater - as they are band from the USA and thats how they spell it over there. The name does not translate because that would be silly.

2) A [Dream Theater} cover band
1) "Dude it's "ER" you idiot - not Dream Theatre - they're American remember... sidewalks, tomato and all that..."

2) "I'm going to see Dream Theatre"
"Wow thats amazing!!"
"No... not really..."

mushroom treatment 

Defined as the act of your upper level management not telling you what you need to know, and anything they do tell you is not true.
The meeting today sure was giving us the mushroom treatment. They have kept us in the dark about what is going on and they keep feeding us a lot of shit!
mushroom treatment by Lee Veasey October 10, 2005

school threat 

a Eugene who gets bullied and teased at school so they desperately craves attention they also get abused at home and they let out all their anger at school. so then they go to school and reach into their bags and start shooting. they are usually caught once their so called "friend" snitches on them because the school threat texted them saying "you seem nice, don't come to school tomorrow".
Friend: hey i got a text from Eugene saying to not come to school tomorrow.
Friend's Pal: woah man maybe you should talk to a teacher about that. He might be a school threat bc he is edgy and has dyed hair in dark clothes.

Movie Theater Math 

A Sheldon Cooper optimization activity: evaluating multiple seats in a theater by sitting in them and making strange hooting noises, to evaluate the acoustic dynamics of the theater and pick the absolute best seat in the house... It embarrasses everyone around him.
Time to see Star Wars! Maybe we should wait to enter until Sheldon finishes up his movie theater math assessment.