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someone who comes to this page a lot because they are not real urbanites, they're biters because they want to act gangsta but grew up in strictly white neighborhoods and just want to talk and act like what they see on mtv.
by outta_here September 15, 2009
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I'm Zac Fisch! Watch me try to ball hard to impress everyone around me!"

Normal Kid:

"That kid a fucking tool."
by Kid from ridge May 14, 2010
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A person who is overly good at something. Usually being called a tool may be from a person being jealous.
-"Man, did you see that guy playing video games over there?"
-"Ya, tell me about it, he's such a tool."
by Trev18 February 20, 2009
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A shitty band whose name describe not only its frontman, but also its fanbase.
"I thought I was listening to a Tool song. Turned out to be just some drunk guy rambling nonsense while playing a poorly tuned guitar very, very slowly."

"...That IS a Tool song, dude."
by I'm So Cratic February 17, 2019
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A poo band. They consider themselves good music but little do they know, they are actually terrible. They share similaritys with the band rage against machine who are also terrible.
James: "Hey cory whats that shit your listening too every day"

Cory: "They are called Tool and they are really brill! "

James: " PFFFFT kiss my rooty tooty fresh n frooty"

Cory: " STFU im off to listen to Rage"
by JIMMMMMMMM December 18, 2008
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Anyone who uses the site "Bodyspace" or "bodybuilding.com".
Anyone who is obsessed with their muscles. Anyone who doesn't get that Lifting weights is not a real hobby, and it benefits no one. Someone who doesn't understand that any girl worth dating will not like you for your huge delts, etc.
"man, did you see James' bodyspace page? What a fucking tool."
by Gallows March 22, 2008
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n. Arguably the most fucktarded band of the 20th to 21st century. Their following typically consists of mingers and fire hazards, most frequently both, while the concerts generally end in a giant shitpushing circle resembling the kanga. The adjective form of the word applies.
"I went to that Tool concert, I tried to wash myself but they just don't make water hot enough. Now I won't shit right for weeks."
by Sniko October 9, 2008
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