A.K.A The trachea. This is where uncooperative food goes down (instead of the esophagus) in an attempt to make you experience what it feels like to die by choking.
A man was found dead in a local restaurant this evening. The doctors say his food went down the wrong tube and got stuck.
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 28, 2021
Get the The Wrong Tubemug. "Hey this website is loading slow is anyone else having trouble?"
"No you must have a hamster in the tubes."
"No you must have a hamster in the tubes."
by Warkitten October 12, 2008
Get the Hamster in the tubesmug. A kid friendly slang term for the male genitalia. Roman Catholic in origin, however, it's precise etymology has yet to be discovered. Scholars, to this day, continue to argue over the first musings of the term.
Made popular by writer/comedian Dan Harmon in the opening monologue of the 152nd episode of the Harmontown podcast titled: "White Guilt Kerosene On The White Guilt Bonfire".
Made popular by writer/comedian Dan Harmon in the opening monologue of the 152nd episode of the Harmontown podcast titled: "White Guilt Kerosene On The White Guilt Bonfire".
"If you push my shame button, the shame tube will empty."
"Father Peter let me dip my shame tube in the communion wine again last night"
"Father Peter let me dip my shame tube in the communion wine again last night"
by SirAsshat July 5, 2015
Get the shame tubemug. The act of sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time to browse the Internet on one’s Smartphone.
“I’m going to poo-tube for a bit to cleanse my bowels and mind.”
“I really need the bathroom, but I think someone is poo-tubing in there..”
“I really need the bathroom, but I think someone is poo-tubing in there..”
by C$tone June 10, 2018
Get the Poo-Tubemug. An absolute stupid and moronic person.
For example when someone forgets to reload his rifle in the middle of a firefight.
Said by Fergus Reid in Wolfenstein: The New Order
For example when someone forgets to reload his rifle in the middle of a firefight.
Said by Fergus Reid in Wolfenstein: The New Order
by GladDyos November 1, 2022
Get the Doss Tubemug. When you love someone so much, or are so obsessed with them, that you want to connect a tube from both of your genitals, with which to become pregnant.
Jordan and Annabelle have a tube going.
If you love him so much, why don’t you just get a tube going?
If you love him so much, why don’t you just get a tube going?
by broccoli_raccoon June 6, 2021
Get the a tube goingmug. To perform an action that improves the speed of your internet connection.
Normally this refers to removing something that was previously slowing your connection down.
Normally this refers to removing something that was previously slowing your connection down.
Guy1: The internet connection is running really slow. we need to flush the tubes.
Guy2: I'll just go reset the router.
Guy1: Did you hear about the power cut earlier?
Guy2: Yeah the internet is running way fast, everyone on the streets torrent downloading must have been stopped when the power cut.
Guy1: I guess the power cut flushed the tubes.
Guy2: I'll just go reset the router.
Guy1: Did you hear about the power cut earlier?
Guy2: Yeah the internet is running way fast, everyone on the streets torrent downloading must have been stopped when the power cut.
Guy1: I guess the power cut flushed the tubes.
by TSHost April 4, 2008
Get the flush the tubesmug.