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Tiddly poot

The last cum after you and your mans have been going rounds in the bedroom. It’s about enough cum to fill your bellybutton.
Lily: Tom and I went hard in bed last night. By the time we were done he could only manage a tiddly poot.
Riley: that’s cute!
by The Elusive Duck November 13, 2020
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Poot

a very great snowman who likes computers and makes robots.
oh yeah jeff, he's a poot.
by tiltnexus April 18, 2018
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Pooty-Poot

A mock-pet name for the Russian dictator Vladimir Putin, used to underline the absurdity of treating a KGB-trained revanchist warmonger like a misunderstood poodle. Most often used with heavy irony to emphasize the West’s naive appeasement or to ridicule the infantilization of a regime engaged in systemic repression, foreign invasions, and weaponized nostalgia for the empire of evil.
Derived from “Putin” + the puerile duplicity of Western leaders pretending a dead-eyed autocrat just needs a hug.
Pooty-Poot is at it again, rewriting history and jailing artists. Must be another one of thosetraditional values’ days in Moscow.
by vadymecum_ June 9, 2025
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Poot

Combination of the words “poop” and “toot.” To poot is to poop and fart at the same time; most commonly unintentional. Not uncommon among babies and elderly people.
I thought I just had a fart, but I accidentally pooted. Excuse me, while I go clean myself.
by thatoneguy87 November 27, 2017
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Poot

To poot is to have a wet fart/shart
Did your guys hear that ? I'm pretty sure Charlie just pooted..
by some no life retard October 3, 2017
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Ka-poot

When a female human has a multi level fart situation and the last poot (the caboose fart) travels up the vag then makes a slight pop noise.
“I had a ka-poot!”

“I was walking and I thought I had to fart, but it was only a ka-poot.”
by DakotaScottMoore March 29, 2022
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Poot

Exactly that.
"This nigga really just crossed me for a gaper bruh... What a poot..."

"That's lame as hell..."
by TundraFeever December 10, 2021
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