by Chris and winnie November 06, 2017
The action of a large 18 wheel rig turning into a highway without regard to traffic simply because their vehicle is considerably larger than yours.
by jrscag May 22, 2009
Being blocked from picking up your beverage at your favorite coffee house by any of the following: 1) someone who just plants themselves in front of the beverage bar way before they can expect their drink, 2) someone too busy talking on their phone to pickup their drink and get the hell out of the way, or 3) someone too busy flirting with the barista to get the hell out of the way.
Sorry I'm late. I got mocha blocked at Starbucks by this idiot on a cell phone talking about how much they needed their triple shot mocha.
by Hey_Hey April 13, 2010
Timeothy: Hey, did you know Attickus hasn’t oiled his gears since 2015?
Minette: *scoffs, walks away*
Attickus: Dude, you just clock-blocked me!
Minette: *scoffs, walks away*
Attickus: Dude, you just clock-blocked me!
by Cartography, the wise June 06, 2019
by Manfred the Degenerate March 09, 2021
A word used to escape any activity that you do not want to attend. Also remind people how much a gunner you are.
by Starzforeva December 04, 2017
when a weed dealer keeps telling you the shipment is on the way so you don't take your business elsewhere.
it is like cock-blocking, but with weed sales.
it is like cock-blocking, but with weed sales.
Juice: "Yeah. I am about to pick up some weed right now."
Me: "okay because I am really tryna smoke a blunt."
48 hours later.......still no weed
Juice: "yeah my man is about to come though with some fire."
Me: "bullshit. stop trying to chron-block"
Me: "okay because I am really tryna smoke a blunt."
48 hours later.......still no weed
Juice: "yeah my man is about to come though with some fire."
Me: "bullshit. stop trying to chron-block"
by jonnyfuckinblaze December 13, 2011