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Tolstoy's Snowball

An entity that will survive longer if attacked than if left alone. Reference to Tolstoy's comment in War and Peace that a snowball will stick together as it melts on a stove when it would fall apart if left alone. Lesser known cousin of Chekov's Gun.
Bro #1: Bro, do you want to prank our rival team before the big game?
Bro #2: Nah bro, did you hear them arguing after that last practice? They're Tolstoy's Snowball - they'll play way worse if they don't have us to focus on.

Bro #1: That's wise bro.
by Crazy cow May 9, 2025
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Snowball

Snowball, The Second un command. a very person whose has grand dedication in gooning vee from Dandy's World. The Second in command of Great Goon Society. Its told that she been beating out AND gooning to Vee 150 times daily.

Shes really into in woman AND men, a true gooner AND member of Goon Society.
VI: did you hear that Snowball ascended as The Second in Command of Goon Society? She really been busy with Vee, huh.

Lowkey: THIS Is truly a game-changer for Goon Society. Snowball really went out with her WAY!

Ciken: She did WHAT!
by Vi1ne February 20, 2025
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indoor snowball

A cup filled with hard boiled eggs that are eaten whilst playing Rollerblade Racer on an NES
Hey Jean, pass the cup of "indoor snowballs" I'm hungry
by Throw your Shoe March 20, 2014
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Snowballing

A sexual act, in which, the male ejaculates in a female's mouth. Once sperm is in the female's mouth, she French kisses it back into the man's mouth
I'm not one to kink shame, but snowballing? That shit is weiiirrrdddd.
by Bruh, the funny words lol ahah February 9, 2020
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Dirty Snowball

When one cums into an asshole. That person let's cum seep out into shot glass. Then puts cum back into their mouth. Spits the load back into the mouth of the person that originally came into the asshole and that person swallow his own load.
I busted my nut into their asshole they let the cum seep into a shot glass. Took the shot help the cum in their mouth. Spit the cum back into my mouth and I swallowed my cum. It's called a dirty snowball.
by anonymous April 14, 2025
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Carolina Snowball

The act of finishing in somebody's unwiped ass then licking it out.
"Hey Jeff, how was your date last night?"
"Ah, it was alright, im still recovering from that mad Carolina Snowball i performed on her."
"What the fuck, Jeff."
by barfhandler9000 December 14, 2021
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Snowballism

Pertaining to an outrageous emoji character who spreads winter holiday joy with strange and novel gifts for all.
Gina- "Hey did you here about snowballism?"
Tracey- "Is that actually real?"
by snowballish October 19, 2022
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