Seattle Midget Gooning

When one cums inside of all holes on a midget then picks it up by its legs and slams it on the ground then proceeds to fuck it’s blacked out body.

Hey Eli you wanna go Seattle Midget Gooning

by DR.Sussy December 11, 2024

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Seattle surrender

When a driver in the greater Seattle area stops in an inappropriate place, such as a road, intersection, or highway, when traffic is not stopped or the situation does not call for a stop, with zero regard for flow of traffic. It impedes the flow of traffic at best, and causes accidents at worst.

Some idiot did a Seattle surrender in a middle lane on I5 and caused a crash.

by Slaughterdog (2nd definition) December 15, 2023

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Seattle spoon wheel

Strap sexual partner to a poll fixed to a wheel. Spin the wheel causing the pole and partner to rotate. Extend out a cold metal spoon and allow the spinning partners privates to light graze the chilled spoon.

I got freeze burn from doing the Seattle Spoon Wheel

by Afakename June 28, 2024

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