phantom shart

The act of farting hard enough to make you think you shit yourself, but when you go to check your pants, they are skid-free.

Friend 1: "Phew! Thank god I went and checked, I could have sworn I sharted myself!"
Friend 2: "ah, you've experienced the rare phantom shart, I see?"
Friend 1: "...I think we should see other people."

by Yikes__ June 4, 2021

Phantom Chat

On facebook,when someone deletes themselves from your page leaving one sided conversations like you're fucking talking to yourself.

I'd better delete my comments,asshole deleted themselves now it looks like I'm having a Phantom Chat.

by JoeNJ2 March 1, 2015

phantom crush

When you have a crush, or start to like someone you’ve never met before. You could talk everyday and facetime but be careful, this crush may be intense but could completely dissolved once meeting the person.

Friend: I meet this guy on snapchat and I think I have a phantom crush already..
Me: Be careful, you know those won’t last most of the time

by nikki.dove June 26, 2019

Phantom Wanker

A person who masturbates in the room as soon as his roommate leaves, leaving behind no evidence of his deed unless the unfortunate roommate returns too quickly.

Guy 1: Does your room mate have a girlfriend?
Guy 2: No, but I think he's a phantom wanker

by HankyPanky4255 November 1, 2011

phantom bruise

The uncanny phenomenon of unexplained bruises found on the body.

"Hey Jim, what's that bruise from?"
"It's a phantom bruise; noticed it yesterday."

by manic depresso May 9, 2018

phantom hole

That thing when you have had a large penis inside of you for a long amount of time, the aftermath feeling of your hole as if the penis were still in there.

My man did me so good last weekend, I am walking around bowlegged with phantom hole.

by JackExplainsItAll June 17, 2020

brown phantom

A fart left in an empty room when company is visiting. The fart is dropped off and abandoned like a baby on a doorstep. Unlucky persons who happen into it often say "oh god!" and cover their mouth and nose as the unexpected smell haunts them to their very souls. Quickly closed doors and a small space inside can keep a room brown and haunted for a very long time.

Sam's party was great, but I found a brown phantom in his office.

by BigLud May 23, 2014