rocky road oyster

When ya girl sucks so hard,your nuts swell to the size of bull nuts

Oh God my girl gave me a rocky road oyster!!!

by JohnDadIsAPlumbr May 19, 2018

lose an oyster

Lose your shit, get mad, get riled up

Don’t lose an oyster Becky! Chad doesn’t deserve you.

by Breadluvr July 2, 2019

Ugly Oyster

A girl so ugly that when she gave head the first time she thought it might be her last so she kept the cum under her tongue when she was done.

A butterface is most likely one to perform an ugly oyster.

by TwistedJ November 15, 2019

Bavarian Oyster

Verb. an undefined, yet terrifying, sex act.

"What did you do this weekend"
"Wel, ha, I had a uh... haha, Bavarian Oyster."
"..."

by Drive Thru Donkey November 15, 2019

Crisp Oyster

Ellie is a girl you want as your friend. She’s a fucking angel and has a heart of gold. She’s one of the most trustworthy and kind people you’ll ever meet. She’s so gorgeous and some people would die for her looks but she just doesn’t see it. An Ellie is probably the most trustworthy person you’ll ever meet. They’re the best with secrets. She’s the kind of person to talk you on long walks where you can clear your mind, or to take you shopping. It’s sad sometimes because Ellie’s are taken advantage of very quickly and suddenly they’re being manipulated by some two faced toes. Ellie moss’s are so kind that they struggle to say no... which is there weakness. But don’t worry, a crispy will intervene and save the day. Ellie’s you need to stand up for yourself. You deserve better friends, ones who aren’t two faced, ones who suddenly care when your pretty or dying, ones who are friends with you for money. Stay away from those people. They’re snakes. Instead try to hang out with the people who, put a smile on your face, are trustworthy, halerious, always there for you no matter what, absolutely stunning, so pure and wholesome, not the best at math but she’s trying, also obsessed with the dolan twins... If you haven’t guessed by now... all those things are what make YOU unique crispy. I hope you know you mean the world to me :))
love from crisp fiddle sticks xxx

crisp oyster is my fav :3

by Sister Sushi March 29, 2019

Oyster foot

When accidentally stepping on an oyster in Australia, a bleeding, infected, pus dripping stump is usually the result. This painful horror is called oyster foot.

Hey mate, I’ve got a serious case of oyster foot.

by Trumpina May 9, 2019

oyster cream

It’s seaman that has been sucked out of a vagina, then spit onto a penis, then placed into the anus.

The girl last night was total oyster cream fiend.

by Thrasherff August 25, 2019