Internet Cancer

What you get when you watch Mattyb, Jacob Satourious, or Allah hu Akbar compilations on YouTube...
Mom I cant go to school because I watched an hour of leafy last night and contracted a serious case of internet cancer.
by Dick Faggot 101 March 05, 2016
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Swag Cancer

An abnormal growth of swag cells. Often caused by saggin'.

Also refers to someone without swag that thinks they do.
1)I have so much swag some people declare that i must have swag cancer.

2)yo, these boys better be careful before they get swag cancer!
by Swaggologist January 10, 2011
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toucher of cancer

A person who loves memes, he makes some of the best memes at there. With millions of views (not really) he is the best in the world!
by Some dude who is asleep November 07, 2018
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Cancer stick

Person 1: "My aunt died because she wouldn't quite smoking that damn cancer stick !"
Person 2: "My grandma did as well!"
Person 3: "How tragic! I'm still trying to get my uncle to quit!"
by fuck-me-grande November 09, 2020
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cancer soup

Noun- a chowder made of the following ingredients-
2 cups chlamydia sacks
1 fluid oz. whale semen
1/2 pack Marlboro cigarettes
3 fetuses, chopped
4 raw eggs
A dash of diarrhea
4 doses of crab wax
2 tbsp Jew tears
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Season to taste
Bring to a simmer and enjoy! Serves 4 people
I went to this awesome café a week ago and they had cancer soup that is to die for!!1
by Qwayne Raggs April 26, 2015
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Cancerous Cat

A cancerous cat is a cat who had sex with a human too many times that it got genital cancer.
My fucking cat is cancerous because it fucked my cousin 5 times. Damn I have a cancerous cat.
by Fidget spinner licker April 10, 2019
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Cancer Gay

Someone who has a right nut prolapse. That’s bound to burst anytime soon.
Hey, you see that Cancer Gay on your right ball?
by A_Gamer-Boii December 16, 2018
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