Circus Wagon

Noun: A person, usually of color, who dresses or acts in a certain obnoxious and vulgar way to bring undo attention to themselves. These people are referred to as Circus Wagons because of the loud and vibrant colors exude by a Circus car.

Alistar : hey Charles did you see that Circus Wagon check out your Mom?
Charles: Yeah he smelled like he hadn't showered in weeks and, he needs a belt his pants are sagging .
Alistar: I have no idea why he needs to comment on everything he just looks like an idiot ...
Edwards: Well, guys come on he is after all a circus wagon.

by Original_franz December 4, 2017

circus of clowns

n: a shit-ton of clowns; a large grouping of clowns with a malevolent purpose

The circus of clowns rode the herd of war elephants on a pillaging rampage.
When Tim woke up, his worst nightmare had been realized: a circus of clowns had abducted him in his sleep.

by biggitylogos May 8, 2014

circus kiss

Lighting a fire around the anus and putting it out with your tongue

I gave sally a circus kiss

by Circus kiss king February 15, 2021

bog-like circus

any set of circumstances that impedes the employment of a player (chief. Brazilian) by Middlesbrough Football Club.

I like the reference to "Peat Bog" -- excellent description for the bog-like circus this has turned into.

by Brick_Tamland January 23, 2008

Circus cookie

Very good pussy, premier puss

Out of all of her friends she had the circus cookie

by Nxf1 November 13, 2020

Alphabet Circus

A term used to describe the LGBTQI+-&$#@ community.

The alphabet circus is hosting several marches to celebrate pride month.

by The Great White Monkey June 30, 2023

not my circus, not my monkeys

absolutely nothing to do with you, usually used to have an opinion on something which you're not entitled to an opinion on. You're acting like someone who is judging a circus, its not yours, you have no part in it, so it doesn't matter to you. It can also be used if you don't like something offered to you.

its a bad idea... but whatever, not my circus, not my monkeys

by doingpatriarchywell November 17, 2025