third testicle

a uncommon slang used to show your distressed thoughts about something sexually displeasing.

nick: dude that guy has no dick! that is FUGLY!

austin: oh shit! i cant feel my third testicle!

by BUNCHO April 2, 2009

Testicles

The two balls under a penis.

"the Testicles are under the penis lmao, I said penis"

by keemosaurus November 27, 2017

Testicles

A man’s ballsack, also known as The Fountains Of Cum.

Testicles means your balls.

by Minecraft1238 January 7, 2019

chest testicles

Boobies

The girl had nice chest testicles

by Toilet candy May 26, 2017

Three testicles and a Fork

A very large amount. Even more than an arm and a leg. Anyone can loose an arm and a leg, but it takes extra willpower to gain an extra testicle and a fork. The fork is there as well to symbolize that they are charging for unnecessary thing.

Guy 1: it’s going to cost $25 to get in
Guy 2: it used to cost $10. They’re really asking for three testicles and a fork now.

by Username Not Taken December 12, 2021

testicle shitting rectal wort

someone who is completely despised,and or a bitch of some sort of extreme measure

mommy there is a testicle shitting rectal wort in my window

by darth cooper February 19, 2010

Testicle

The name of the most tender part of the steak. This should only be used at dinner parties with large groups of family.

Johnny: Hey mom save me the testicle! It's my favorite part of dinner!

by SuccleMyToes May 8, 2018