penny test

The Penny Test is used to determine the health status of a vagina. Insert penny into slot. If the penny comes out tarnished or discolored, run.

I used The Penny Test on a hooker, and when I pulled the penny out it was tarnished. I put my pants back on and told her to leave.
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by Phil Mick Hock February 8, 2018

emissions testing

When you take a hose, attach it to a car's exhaust, put the hose into your anus, then place a heavy object (cinderblock) onto the gas pedal and prepare to die.

"Did you hear what happened to Harvey last night ?"
"No, what happened?"
"Dat nigga went through emissions testing"

by DumbshitMcgee69 February 14, 2018

Dynamic Testing

A computer testing introduced by a guy who has a camel in his profile pic =/

Dynamic Testing is the best way to do it

by mohamedraahil August 16, 2021

test and tell

The moment after a test where you and your friends discuss some of the answers and often berate the professor for making the midterm so difficult.

Usually done outside a lecture hall but can be anywhere a midterm is taking place

Is considered bad manners in some situations

Johnny: "Hey Steve what did you think of that econ midterm?"
Steve: "Idk dude it was kinda hard, i guess for like 3 of them"
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^Conversation lasts twenty minutes

Mike: "Hey Guys i just RAPED that test! 100%!!!!!"

Johnny: "What an ass..."

Luke: "Guys don't test and tell...its bad manners"

by qwertyu133 September 15, 2012

Teste Toucher

A legendary Japanese warrior known to have fondled many scrotum and testicles of dead (or alive) enemies, and thus earning the name 'Teste Toucher,' now barely used in the modern world, only used as code in gangs and agencies.
Commoners use this word as a compliment.

Caty: Hey, are you gay?
Cuntsworth: No.
Caty: Then ill call you a Teste Toucher!
Cuntsworth: Why thank you young woman.

by Scrotum Stroker August 4, 2018

Loyalty test

To “check” the loyalty your partner in a relationship, usually in the form of sending someone to flirt or make romantic advances with your significant other to see if they would reject/ignore them (pass the loyalty test) or flirt back (fail the loyalty test)

My boyfriend is acting very suspicious lately, I’m going to send Jaime to loyalty test him

by Peterpiperpickedpickles May 26, 2022

sus test

an excuse for doing something sus but wanting to save face by playing it off as testing someone else's sus level

*Grant walks up to use the urinal right next to Davis even though other urinals are available to use, to see if he would switch to a different urinal further away*
Davis : "Grant what are you doing? That is sus"
Grant: "nah man I am giving you the sus test"

by fnoyyecksdee December 26, 2020