When your dick and balls are sweating hard as fuck so your taint is sweating as well, thus begins a mix to create a stew like brew that smells of old sweaty gym socks, sweaty earring backs, and sweaty testicles.
by 12Soft June 15, 2014
by Zipola August 12, 2018
The rolled up kleenex that a man will stuff between your butt checks to soak up the sweat during the heat of the summer.
It was a hot humid steaming day and John was concerned that his taint wad was slipping from his crack!!
by SugarCube May 23, 2013
A relative of the dingleberry, the tainted berserker is a fierce fleck of fecal matter that has invaded upon the grundle region (tainted) as a result of a particularly violent, berserker-style bowel movement.
Strauss invoked the power of Odin upon the porcelain throne of Assgard, thus requiring copious amounts of toilet paper to ensure that no tainted berserkers were creeping up on his family jewels.
by Caible October 11, 2013
A term used in order to tell someone to fuck off or to say suck my dick, usually in a situation where the person you say it to is making no sense or they're an idiot
OP:" Where are we?"
Victim: " Goodhue County one Goodhue County nine"
OP: "Suck taint! That's not helpful"
Victim: " Goodhue County one Goodhue County nine"
OP: "Suck taint! That's not helpful"
by QuebxcOnVocab July 23, 2020
After walking in on his sister and her friend making out naked on her bed, he joined in on the fun and gave her a tainted cocktaili
by Mandoobie October 19, 2020
The moist, fat undercarriage of a saggy old woman that slaps against itself during any form of movement
by lookatthatfucktard January 23, 2015