surbhi

Is another name for a penguin and/or tiger owner.

Surbhi is Princess Jasmine.

by venerdi August 14, 2008

Smurphobia

The fear of becoming blue.

There are few diseases as rare as smurphobia.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Surprise Blunt

When you and your friends run out of weed, and one person out of nowhere pulls out a dub and a dutch so you can continue smoking.

You and your friends are all sitting around smoking out of your bong when you go to open your grinder to pack another one and all the weed is gone!! out of nowhere someone pulls out a dub and a dutch.....Surprise Blunt!!

by high miles August 30, 2012

surprise taxes

Traffic violations.
Surprise taxes are the worst kind of tax, as they have an official bribery structure where you can pay an attorney to pay the local district attorney. Also, if you don't use the official bribery structure your insurance increases, which is arguably better than dealing with the IRS with normal taxes.

I budget about $200 a year for surprise taxes. This morning I had to pay out some. Enforcement has gone up since the red light camera surprise tax revenue dried up after being ruled unconstitutional.

by skeletor_is_not_me June 27, 2014

surping

Riding waves on a SUP ( standup paddleboard).

The waves were small so instead of surfing I went surping.

by P Underground December 21, 2015

surpanties

when you pull on a pair of pants and discover a pair of underwear inside.

lexi: i had a surpanties moment this morning when i was getting ready for work. it's really time i did the laundry.

by sirlexalot January 16, 2016

sulphur springs texas

A place where you go to vacation and leave on probation.

I went to visit Grandma in sulphur springs texas and ended up doing time for double parking

by dreamweaver1968 December 30, 2016